27 July, 2012

On this day in history...July 27th

On this day in 1940 saw the 1st appearance of one of the world's greatest thespians...Bugs Bunny. The episode that Bugs first appeared was titled "A Wild Hare." It was the first of many confrontations with Elmer Fudd, a terrible hunter who could never get the best of Bugs. In fact, you'd think Fudd would give up hunting rabbits after so many unsuccessfully embarrassing runs ins with Bugs but give the guy credit, he's persistent (of course the same could be said for Wile E. Coyote & The Road Runner but perhaps another time). "A Wild Hare" was the official first appearance but his prototype was used in 1938's "Porky's Hare Hunt."

Bugs was more or less modeled after Clark Cable's legendary scene from It Happened One Night. Bugs's iconic line, "what's up doc", was added by director Tex Avery. Avery stated it was a common phrase while growing up in Texas. When "A Wild Hare" first aired the audience loved it so much it became the classic phrase it is now. "A Wild Hare" was also nominated for an Academy Award for Best Short Subject: Cartoons (also nominated was "Puss Gets the Boot," the 1st appearance of Tom & Jerry).

I've pretty much been fascinated by Bugs Bunny since I was a kid and I've followed all of his teachings (yes I'm a 42 year-old dude who not only still watches cartoons but quotes dialogue from them as well). Very rarely has anyone ever gotten the best of him, though he never could defeat the tortoise in a race, he lost in "Tortoise Beats Hare" and again in  "Tortoise Wins by a Hare". Over the years Bugs has served in the armed forces, been there for some of history's greatest moments, been all over the world, performed in an opera and even became a public enemy with a $1,000,000 bounty on his head

Tex Avery and Robert McKimson are credited with creating Bugs but others who were involved with his development include; Chuck Jones, Friz Feeling and Bob Clampett. Perhaps the most distinct person to be associated with Bugs was his voice, Mel Blanc. Blanc voiced Bugs and most other Merry Melodies characters for over 40 years. In fact Blanc was the voice for many iconic cartoon characters from Hanna-Barbera like Barney Rubble and Mr. Spacely from The Jetsons. Blanc even did voice work for MGM on Tom & Jerry. 

 Bugs Bunny is an American legend. He's kept Americans laughing through a worldwar and for over 70 years. There was also a time when Bugs wasn't so politically correct (this goes for a lot of cartoons and entertainment in general throughout the 40's and 50's). Unfortunately that was a product of the time. I mention it because I own several Volumes of Warner Bros. cartoons on DVD and they have Whoopi Goldberg make some comments towards that subject. Thanks to all those who brought him to life. What are some of your favorite Bugs Bunny episodes?

18 July, 2012

DJ B-Clear's Summer Movie Preview - August

Going to try and give the masses a regular person's view of August's film releases. It may not be a great month considering that Spider-Man & Batman will dominate most of July and into August but there may be some titles worth seeing.

Total Recall (August 3rd): Remake of 1990 Paul Verhoeven adaptation of the Phillip K  Dick story starring The Governator. Suffice to say as a 20 y/0 I liked this film a lot. I've seen the previews of the remake and I must admit that I am looking forward to seeing this film. It's directed by , who helmed the Underworld franchise and Live Free or Diehard (Diehard 4) and stars Colin Farrell as Quaid, Kate Beckinsdale in the Sharon Stone role, Jessica Biel in the Rachael Ticotin role and Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston as the villainous Cohaagen. On the plus side it will have better SFX (not that the SFX were bad in the original but they are admittedly dated) and I am looking forward to an updated version of the Stone v. Ticotin fight (still an awesome scene) with Beckinsdale & Biel. Farrell could really use a U.S. blockbuster and I enjoyed the 1st Underworld installment , didn't like the 2nd one and never bothered with the 3rd so I'm not sure about Wiseman's abililty but the trailers look cool (as they should) and I will most likely see this film.

Christian Slater has two films opening up this particular weekend. First is Soldiers Of Fortune which quite frankly looks ridiculous. If your going to see one film this summer about an ensemle cast of mercenaries, wait for The Expendables 2. The other is a European based spy thriller called Assassin's Bullet. This looks better than SOF but the trailer makes it appear that it's a Bourne Identity type film. Slater isn't exactly on the A or even B list anymore so if you're looking for either title good luck.

360 (August 3rd): directed by , who's done some awesome stuff but the critics rating is very low. It has an all-star cast of talent that are in an Altman type film where the characters are all somehow intertwined (Altman did this a lot and the last film I can recall like that was Woody Allen's You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger which I thought was very good). The film takes place in Europe and the trailer looks interesting but this type of film has been done before. For me it will depend a lot on my mood and if it's playing nearby or if it's playing in Chicago at all.

Other titles rounding out August 3rd are Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days, the 3rd installment of the franchise. Since this film is not geared toward my demographic I will skip it but if you liked or have kids who liked the 1st 2 chapters then check it out. Celeste and Jesse Forever stars Adam Samberg & Rashida Jones who are high school sweethearts that married young and gradually grow apart. Rashida's life is going places and Samberg's isn't (what a surprise here based on some of his other works). I'm willing to bet that the plot is relatively predictable and I will stay away from this one despite it's solid RT ratings. Lastly is The Babymakers. It deals with a good looking couple trying to get pregnant the hilarity that ensues with their group of good looking friends. The theme is similar to The Switch, so look for a lot of sperm jokes. I was going to stay away from this even before I saw the trailer.

The Bourne Legacy (August 10th): the latest installment in the Bourne franchise. It stars Jeremy Renner (who is making a big name for himself since Hurt Locker) as another Treadstone project who fights to stay alive as his CIA overlords try to terminate his employment...permanently. directs and he's been involved with the original franchise to this should have the same feel as the previous installments (which is good) and there's a lot of the same cast from the last three. The trailer look excellent and I look forward to seeing this film.

The Campaign (August 10th): Stars Will Ferrell and Zack Galifianakis as campaign rivals. Ferrell is the incumbent who has won because he's run unopposed the last few elections. Galifiniakis is a newcomer who's clearly a fish out of water when it comes to politics. directs an all-star cast this could be a real funny movie or the best parts may be in the Trailer. Roach is probably the perfect director as Ferrell badly needs a hit (he's even bringing back Ron Burgandy for another go around in 2013) as his last few live action films haven't been that good (I never saw The Other Guys but it did well at the box office and I've been told good things). 

Hope Springs (August 10th): Stars Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones as a couple that have been married a long time and the spark may have left their marriage. Streep wants to try something new but Jones is a bit stubborn to say the least. They go to a couples retreat that's headed up by Steve Carell. I've seen this preview and it just doesn't interest me. This film was done recently with a younger cast and there doesn't seem anything new from the Trailer except for the stars are in their 60's.

Other films opening this particular weekend include a supernatural thriller set in 1921 London, The Awakening. I haven't seen this trailer but with so many supernatural thrillers out there it can be tough to determine which one to see. 2 Days in New York stars Chris Rock & Julie Delpy as couple living together in NYC with kids from a prior relationship and Delpy's father is coming to town. It's a comedy and it got high marks on RT but who knows with Chris Rock films. Red Hook Summer is the latest installment of Spike Lee's Brooklyn Anthology. Spike has kept busy doing some smaller stuff but you have to go back to Inside Job for the last time he had a hit. This could be what the doctor ordered for him to re-establish himself as a top notch indie filmmaker.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (August 15th): is a Disney version of Ted except it involves a real child and Disney family schmaltz instead of a foul mouth teddy bear accompanied by dick & fart jokes. Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton play the parents who wish for a child of their own (they can't conceive & adaption seems like a plot line that just gets in the way) so they list the great qualities their child would've had, put the notes in a box and bury it in the garden. After a rainy evening, joila! a 10 y/o child shows up! I only mentioned this because it gives a good segue into the big release of August 17th but I couldn't believe this! Remember when Jennifer Garner kicked ass and did cool stuff? She more or less gave up that aspect to Hilary Swank. You have to go back to 2007 for her last cool role in The Kingdom. Since she married Affleck and has had children she's made an effort to do schmaltzy films and it's a crime in my opinion.

The Expendables 2 (August 17th): if you're puking because of the schmaltzy nonsense of the previous entry the this film should cure that. When the 1st installment came out in 2010 it was the 3rd of 3 elite mercenary unit (with all-star casts) films that get wronged and make thing right again through lots of gun fights. Of the 3, this was the best one. The original cast of your favorite 80's action heroes returns for another go around. This is not going to be Casablanca by any stretch. If you like a lot of machismo, fire fights, hand to hand combat, 3rd world despots being overthrown & Chuck Norris, then this is the film you need to see this in August. Be advised as of 7/18 the film hasn't been rated so it's a safe bet that it's going to be rated R. Send the kids to see the next entry...

ParaNorman (August 17th): from the group that gave us Coraline brings a story about an outcast kid that can communicate with the dead so to speak. He has to save his town from zombies and what not. The animation looks good so this definitely for the little ones.

Sparkle (August 17th): stars Jordin Sparks as a singer who struggles with her career in a girl group (think Supremes) and her family (the mother is played by Whitney Houston in her last role). This looks a lot like Dream Girls on the surface, as Derek Luke plays Spark's manager/love interest but be advised...it has not been reviewed yet and usually means bad things. Buyer beware on this title.

Saints and Soldiers: Airborne Creed (August 17th): I mention this title because it is directed by , who directed Saints and Soldiers in 2003. I saw the 2003 film and thought it was really good. It was a small budget war drama set during the Battle of the Bulge. This film deals with a group of paratroopers in 1944 France trying to fight their way back to their unit. Corbin Allred is again in this film as the group tries to do the right thing despite the fact that the "right thing" may increase their chance of getting killed. If this is playing in Chicago then I will see this film though I doubt it will be on a wide release.

Cosmopolis (August 17th): star every teenage girl's favorite vampire Robert Pattinson as a Wall Street mogul who appears to do a lot of things in his custom stretch limo. Normally I would runway from anything Pattinson does (he doesn't act so much as he broods his way thru scenes) but this film has a cast the features Samantha Morton (Control), Paul Giamatti (Sideways), Juliette Binoche (Cache) and is directed by legendary director , so I don't know what to think. The trailer looks weird (a la Cronenberg) and it appears that Pattinson's dealings on Wall Street have brought about a financial crisis of some sorts. It got good numbers on RT so I'm up in the air on this. I may wait for more buzz to make a decision.

Why Stop Now? (August 17th): stars Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network) as a piano prodigy who has a big audition on the day he is to bring his mother, Melissa Leo (The Fighter), to rehab. The problem is the rehab facility won't take her so they go to her dealer, Tracy Morgan (30 Rock) for a score. Turns out Morgan is out of drugs so they all join together on a quest to get Leo some drugs so she can get high and be admitted to rehab and he in turn can go to his audition (it's given that hilarity ensues as it always does in these situations). The trailer was interesting and it's a solid cast and it might be worth seeing.

Premium Rush (August 24th): stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt (in another of 3 big releases this year) as an elite NYC bike messenger who accepts a package that needs to be delivered (give you a hint the title of the film is mentioned in the film). The catch is, bad guys and the cops want the package, making Gordon-Levitt's day more interesting. It's directed by who's been part of some quality films so it might be worth a shot. Though it seems to have similar plot lines to 16 Hours and Safe in terms of a New Yorker (cop v. bike messenger) trying to deliver something (witness/child/package) important that everyone seems to not want to reach its destination.

The Apparition (August 24th): is another supernatural thriller flooding the market this summer. A good looking twenty-something couple move into a house that somehow becomes haunted during a (botched?) parapsychology experiment? The forces involved then do mean & nasty things to said good looking twenty-something couple. At some point the good looking female lead with the fantastic body will be accosted while wearing a tank top & short shorts and I'm sure the ghosts get beaten in the end (or maybe not who knows). As it is with these types of films, buyer beware. There are so many supernatural thrillers that come out each year it's hard to pick the right one. So be careful.

Hit & Run (August 24th): This one comes from the producers of The Wedding Crashers and is directed by and stars Dax Shepard (his characters name is Charlie Bronson - really?) as a former getaway driver in the witness protection program. Bradley Cooper shows up one day as his former gang member who wants the money from their last score together (the one where Shepard drops dime on Cooper and Cooper goes to jail). Tom Arnold is cast as the bumbling U.S. Marshall who's assigned to Shepard. I guess this is supposed the be like The Driver but with laughs. Unfortunately I've seen the trailer (not by choice) and its as stupid as it sounds. How is it that a moron like Dax Shepard bags an uber-hottie like Kristen Bell? There's no realistic scenario where she would be with him, none whatsoever. Even in film.

Compliance (August 24th): is a bit of a thriller where Dreama Walker (Becky) plays a fast food employee who is accused of a crime by a police officer over the phone. The "officer" tells Becky's manager, played by Ann Dowd, to detain her and informs her that she is allowed to strip search Becky. The preview looks kind of creepy and interesting but in all honesty I've seen this premise before. In 2008 Robin Williams starred in an episode of Law & Order: SVU ("Authority" was the title) where he tells a fast food manager over the phone to "detain" a female employee and call Benson & Stabler (who quickly arrest the guy because you can't do that). It seems like it could be an interesting film but the premise has been done before and you mean to tell me there's no lawyer in the restaurant?

Other films released on this weekend include Robot and Frank, which stars Frank Langella as a retired thief whose kids are worried he can't live alone. Instead of a nursing home, they get him a robot (hence the title). The Victim is directed by & stars Michael Biehn (Terminator) as an ex-con living in the secluded woods who meets up with a nubile, young hottie who was attacked by a pair a crooked deputies in which her nubile young hottie friend was murdered. Biehn must then try to save her and elude the deputies who are anxious to cover things up. What is it about nubile, young hotties that go into the woods looking to party? Does anything good ever come from this? Thunderstruck is a film where Kevin Durant's hoops skills are magically switched over to a high school kid. Kid (who probably has no business being near a basketball court) becomes the star of his team while Durant is left scratching his head wondering where his talent went. Think along the lines of Freaky Friday meets Cornbread & Earl. I'd be willing to bet that the kid with Durant's talent realizes that the talent was just "inside him" the entire time and Durant gets his talent back to win the big game.

Lawless (August 29th): is a film based on an actual events/exploits of the Bondurant Brothers who ran illegal booze through Virginia during Prohibition. The film has an all-star cast (Tom Hardy, Jessica Chastain & Gary Oldman to name a few) and is directed by so it has enormous potential and the trailer was very good. My only issue is that I'm not a big Shia LaBeouf fan. However I feel that this is a film that should be seen based on the director and the cast (regardless of my feelings toward Shia).

The Day (August 29th): is a post-apocalyptic thriller where the trailer is a little vague (maybe that's a good thing). A group of scavengers go into a house and find something they didn't bargain for perhaps. Then they have to fight their way out (think Book of Eli meets John Carpenter's original Assault on Precinct 13). The trailer is gritty and the film looks like things get bloody. The thing is post-apocalyptic thrillers (though not nearly as numerous as supernatural thrillers) tend to be hit (The Road , The Road Warrior) or miss (Doomsday). So buyer beware but it may be worth it.

There five decent sized releases coming out on August 31st, none of which seem all that fantastic to me. For a Good Time, Call...is about an uptight mid to late 20's gal who is forced to share an apartment with a former rival, who's naturally a free-spirit. The uptight gal is slowly seduced by the free-spirit's lifestyle and manages to get involved in the free-spirit's phone sex gig (although she's the uptight side to start). I bet the movie ends with the former rivals becoming BFFs and the uptight gal is not so uptight anymore. The Possession is a film about a cursed box (sound familiar?) haunted by a "malevolent spirit of Jewish folklore." Think The Box meets The Golem. The rules for supernatural thrillers apply here. The Good Doctor stars Orlando Bloom as a doctor who falls in love with an 18 y/o patient after he saves her from an ailment. Trouble is she gets getting sick and having to back to being under his care. Sounds like some hunky stud doctor has got some issues with obsession. This is a departure for Bloom from his usual pretty boy roles. Though it's PG-13 so I doubt it will get to dark. The Baytown Disco has sparse details around it but it has a good cast. It's involves rednecks, female assassins, Native American Hunters, Federal Agents, a baby and a whole lot of running gun battles. Don't know what else I can say. The Tall Man stars Jessica Biel as small town nurse who's skeptical about a mysterious entity abducting the children of the small town. That is of course until her child gets abducted. Be advised...supernatural thriller rules do indeed apply here. If you're going to see one Jessica Biel film in August, go see Total Recall.



21 June, 2012

DJ B-Clear's Summer Movie Preview - July

The Amazing Spider-Man (July 3rd) : This film starts the 2nd wave of summer blockbusters. Not much is opening before it opens and then big film, Batman, opens up 2 1/2 weeks after it. I was a huge fan of the Spider-Man comic of the 80's and 90's and saw all of the Tobey McGuire films. So they've retconned the film version of Spider-Man and made it a little more true to the early comic. Gwen Stacy was Peter Parker's first love interest (Mary Jane Watson came later) and they all made Peter's past a little more mysterious (originally he was just an orphan living with his elderly Aunt & Uncle). The villain is Dr. Connors' evil alter-ego, The Lizard (in the comic you knew Lizard's alter-ego was a scientist because he was still wearing his lab coat). The trailers look great, great cast so I consider this film a must see, I don't know if I will be able to see it opening day as I will be in New Orleans for an event but I won't be far behind.

Savages (July 6th): Is the latest film by legendary director . Now Ollie has had more misses than hits over the last few years and it's possible that his best days are behind him. However, it is Oliver Stone and to me, his work is worth checking out. The story deals with 2 marijuana growers/distributors who live a great, violence free drug dealing life. Both dudes are young, smart, good looking and are happy with both being the love interest of Blake Lively. Things start to turn sour when Selma Hayek's cartel wants to make a move to take over the distribution. Things get violent from there. This film had a good cast (Benicio Del Tor & Travolta) and the trailers look kind of cool. I will check this film out depending on how wide a release it has & where I am but I'm going to give Ollie a chance.

There are a bunch of other smaller films that open on the July 6th weekend.  Take This Waltz has a cast that includes Michelle Williams, Seth Rogen and Sara Silverman. It's a relationship film that sees Williams married to Rogen but having a steamy affair with Luke Kirby during a hot Toronto summer. The Pact is a haunted house type film. Since there are usually so many of this type of film, it's buyer beware. Sometimes they work & sometimes they don't.  Crazy Eyes, is a "grass is greener" type film where Lukas Haas seems to want more from his LA life then money and a steady stream of babes.  The Doca-Deca Pentathalon is about 2 competitive brothers who try to out do each other in their own olympics during a family reunion. It's written by Jay & Mark Duplass who've got solid Indie cred so it might be worth checking out if it's playing at a theater near you. There's also a Katy Perry movie that will also be available in 3D, if that's the kind of thing you're into.

Red Lights (July 13th): Is a suspense/thriller that has a solid cast (DeNiro, Sigourney Weaver, Cillian Murphy & Elizabeth Olsen) and it's directed by Rodrigo Cortes (Buried). Murphy & Weaver play psychic debunkers who eventually go after a mysterious blind psychic, played by DeNiro, and weird things happen. The trailer looks good but this is a tough call. Much like The Pact, these films are numerous and hit or miss. I may wait to see what kind of buzz this generates before I make a decision.

Trishna (July 13th): Stars the beautiful Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire), directed by Michael Winterbottom (24 Hour Party People) and set in India. Pinto is a woman who falls in love with the son of a wealthy land owner and things don't go as she would like. I doubt this film will get a wide release but I mention it because I like Winterbottom's work and Pinto is every bit as talented as she is stunningly gorgeous.

Other releases on July 13th include The Imposter, a documentary about a boy who was kidnapped in Texas and turns up in Spain 3 years later. The boy is returned to his family but things seem a little off. Easy Money is a Swedish crime drama. I haven't seen a trailer but the premise sounds cool. Your favorite per-historic pals are back for another go around in Ice Age: Continental Drift 3D. Mostly for kids but I'm sure it's got a few jokes and tear jerking moments for adults too. Salute is a documentary about the 200m dash medal ceremony at the 1968 Mexico City Olympic Games. Tommie Smith & John Carlos were stripped of the gold & bronze medals for their "black power" salute (which wasn't the case). The film is directed by Matt Norman, the nephew of Peter Norman who won the silver medal and stood on the podium with Smith & Carlos. If you're into sports mythos then this might be a film to see in whatever medium if  the chance arises. I was born in 1970 so I don't know a lot about the turbulent late 60's (seeing how they don't teach it in any curriculum) and I welcome any chance to learn about this sort of thing. Union Square stars Mira Sorvino (from the where have you been file) about estranged sisters who get back together and we find out why they've been estranged for so long. opens on July 18th and it takes place in WWII France and features a young cast putting aside their difference to help a Jewish girl from being exposed and taken by the Nazis.

July 20th is the opening weekend of The Dark Knight Rises, the 3rd installment in Chris Nolan's version of the franchise. This is THE must see film of the summer. Bale is back as the Dark Knight and the villains are Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway). Gary Oldman reprises his role as Jim Gordon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt as John Blake (don't know what his role is but it should be interesting). I will be in line on opening day!

Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai (July20th): is a film that may not go into wide release here in the states but it's directed by legendary director . Miike also directed 13 Assassins which was a very cool film. Let's be honest, who doesn't like a good samurai film? The trailer looks cool and Miike seems (to me at least) to try and make a Akira Kurosawa type epic. That's not a bad thing.

There are other smaller indie type films opening this weekend. they include, The Well Digger's Daughter which has an ensemble cast about life in Paris as WWI starts. 30 Beats also has an ensemble cast and is about relationships among a diverse group of New Yorkers.

Ruby Sparks (July 25th): is brought to us by the same group that gave us Little Miss Sunshine. Paul Dano plays a writer who creates a character (who turns out to be his dream girl) only to have her come to life. The trailer looks interesting but it seems a bit like Stranger than Fiction. However, Little Miss Sunshine was a really good film so this might be worth watching. Plus it got a 93% audience rating on rottentomatoes.com.

The Watch (July 27th): stars Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill about a neighborhood watch team that tries to thwart an alien invasion of their suburban community. There was a lot of negative buzz about this film when the whole George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin incident went down a few months ago. However, these guys are going after aliens so the negativity kind of went away. The preview is about what I'd suspect from a bunch of comic actors who start a community watch and end up battling aliens. I will most likely pass on this one.

Killer Joe (July 27th): I saw the trailer for this and it seemed interesting. It's directed by legendary director (French Connection & The Exorcist) and has a solid cast that includes Thomas Hayden Church, McConaughey, Gina Gershon & Emile Hirsch. It got high marks on rottentomatoes.com and it's about drug dealing kid who needs to come up with some fast cash. His plan is to have a contract killer eliminate his mother for the insurance money but he can't pay the deposit. Things go awry from there. I liked this trailer and I will probably take a chance on this one.

There are a few foreign films that I'm going the mention that open on this particular weekend. Klown: is a Danish film that is difficult to describe without giving too much away. I haven't seen a trailer yet so I don't know much about it other than it's about a guy who takes his brother's kids on a canoe trip and things get inappropriately funny from there. The film was released in Europe in 2010 and is just making its way to eh States. It could be an interesting film. Sacrifice, directed by , is a revenge film set in medieval China. This one had me at revenge. 

That about does it for July releases. August releases will come out shortly. Any feedback is welcome as well as info on films I may not have mentioned. Thanks for your time.


25 May, 2012

DJ B-Clear's Summer Movie Preview - June

When I have free time (which is sometimes very often) I watch a lot of trailers. Here's a list of June films that offer some interest in seeing or in turning around if I see the title at the cineplex. The Avengers officially started the summer movie season on May 4th so we are about to enter it's second month. So let's get started.

Snow White and the Huntsman (June 1st): I've seen this trailer several times and I have to admit that it does arouse my curiosity. Charlize Theron is very talented and seems to be perfect in the role as Ravenna, the evil queen. So far I'm a fan of Chris Hemsworth and he looks perfectly cast as the Huntsman. The visual effects they show in the trailer seem really cool as well. So there's a lot to like in this film. My problem is Kristen Stewart. She seems more famous for the hype around the Twilight series than for any talent she may or may not possess. Plus, although she's younger than Theron, she's not nearly as beautiful as her (IMHO). It's also PG-13 so it may not be catering to my demographic. This film hasn't gotten critically reviewed yet but it's got a 90% audience rating based on previews.

High School (June 1st): Here's another film that hasn't been critically reviewed yet but has a high rating (81%) based on audience reaction. Suffice to say it has a good cast with Adrien Brody and Michael Chiklis. It's about an ambitious high school kid, Matt Bush, who smokes weed for the 1st time just when the Principal (Chiklis who looks brilliant in the trailer) is instituting a school wide drug test. So the brainiac freaks out about losing his scholarship to a prestigious college when he tests positive. He turns to his stoner pal for help and the stoner's plan is to spike brownies for the school bake sale with the theory that if all the students test positive then they can't do anything. Of course once the plan goes in motion, hi-jinx ensue. Adrien Brody plays the weed grower, "Crazy Ed." This is another film for a younger crowd. I'm no longer into high school films nor am I into "stoner" films. I may skip this.

For Greater Glory (June 1st): This film stars Andy Garcia, Eva Longoria, Reuben Blades & Peter O'Toole in a film that takes place during the Cristero War in mid 1920's Mexico. I just looked this up in Wikipedia so I didn't know of it's existence. So it's a sweeping, epic period piece with a good cast. The director Dean Wright has worked on several impressive titles in the visual effects department but this is his first time in the director's chair. The trailer wants to instill in you a feeling of almost Braveheart type expectations. I may see this but I've got to be in the right mood for it.

Other June 1st releases include Apartment 143, a group of parapsychologists investigate strange goings on in an apartment. Battlefield America gives a look at the urban dance scene that features 2 drill Sargent types whipping a bunch of teens in shape for a big dance showdown. Piranha 3DD,yet another film that features piranha feasting on young, good looking scantily clad beach goers or something to that effect. There was a Piranha 3D from 2010 so I'm not sure why we needed another one just 2 years later and I don't even know what 3DD means. See this at your own peril. There are some other smaller titles that I don't have a lot of interest in.

Prometheus (June 8th): This film is why there's not much big films opening around it. I was told by my brother-in-law to check out the featurette about this film in December and I was hooked. It's directed by Ridley Scott and has a cast that includes Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Guy Pierce and Noomi Rapace. Early rumors was that it was an Alien prequel but then those rumors died down. Alien prequel or not who cares. Scott has done some masterful work over the years. The catch line is about finding Earth's past leading to it's destruction. The trailer was superb at sucking me in so I am in for this one, maybe even a midnight showing. There a few MUST SEE films this summer and this is one of them.

Safety Not Guaranteed (June 8th): I saw this trailer and I found it very interesting. It deals with 2 reporters who investigate a classified ad about time travel. The cast, other than Kristen Bell whom I don't recall even seeing in the trailer, isn't one that jumps out at you in fact, Aubrey Plaza (Parks & Recreation and Scott Pilgrim) is the only person whom I recall seeing in other stuff. It got high marks from the audience & critics on Rottentomatoes.com. It looks like a solid small film that's worth watching. I will be checking this out.

Dark Horse (June 8th): I saw this trailer recently and didn't think too much of it until they mentioned that Todd Solondz is the director. Jordan Gebler plays Abe, a 40 something dude who lives at home (Mia Farrow & Chris Walken are his parents) and works for his family's company. He meets Selma Blair at a wedding and she gives him the time of day so he decides to romantically pursue her. Solondz directed  dark, disturbing real life dramas Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness in the late 90's and has been off my radar for a long time. Before I found out Solondz was the director I thought this was something that Adam Sandler passed but I may check this out based on Solondz's past body of work.

Peace, Love, & Misunderstanding (June 8th): Is a film that I wouldn't look twice at but when you look at the cast and the director, well then I sort of changed my mind. It stars Katherine Keener (Being John Malkovich & 40 Year Old Virgin) as a high strung NYC lawyer who takes her kids to visit their hippie grandmother played by Jane Fonda. It also stars Elizabeth Olsen whom I think is very talented and worth seeing in just about anything. The capper for me was that it's directed by Bruce Beresford who has directed some excellent films over the past 30 plus years (Breaker Morant being my personal favorite). I don't how wide a release this film will get but it could be a hidden gem of the summer. Since it's an IFC Film it stands a good chance of not being some smarmy piece of family shlock.

Other June 8th releases include Lola Versus with Greta Gerwig (Damsels in Distress & Greenberg) as a woman on the verge of 30 who gets dumped by her fiancee just a few weeks prior to the wedding then sets out to find herself. Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted is the latest installment where our pals (voiced by Ben Stiller, Chris Rock & David Schwimmer) get in with a European circus in order to make their way back to NYC. Strictly for kids.

Rock of Ages (June 15th): If not mistaken this is the film version of a Broadway play. It has a star studded cast that includes Catherine Zeta-Jones, Russell Brand, Paul Giamatti & Tom Cruise. There's a possibility that Cruise will steal the show as Stacie Jaxx, lead singer of a fictional LA band. I don;t know much about this but it will have a good soundtrack I'm sure but I will probably stay away from it. It wouldn't surprise me of this did well at the box office. Film versions of Broadway plays seem to be hot & cold so we shall see as it will be up against stiff competition.

Your Sister's Sister (June 15th): Stars Emily Blunt (5 Year Engagement & Adjustment Bureau) as Iris, who helps her friend Jack (played by Mark Duplass), who's in a rut or a slump, by sending him to her father's cabin for reflection. As it turns out Iris' sister Hannah (Rosemarie DeWitt) is there after walking out on a 7 year relationship. Jack & Hannah hit off, thanks to Tequila, and end up sleeping with each other. The next day, Iris shows up setting off a series of uncomfortable events. Especially when Iris confides in Hannah that she secretly loves Jack (they're best friends). The film is written & directed by , , who's helmed a few independent films in her time. This looks interesting but I have to believe that I've seen this before somewhere. Twelve critics reviewed it and they all loved it, earning a 100% on Rottentomatoes.com. Plus it's so tough to dislike Emily Blunt.

Other films that have a June 15th release date are The Woman in the Fifth which stars Ethan Hawke as an American writer who moves to Paris to be with his daughter and write a novel. Kristin Scott Thomas also stars as what looks to be Hawke's love interest. Then there's That's My Boy which stars Adam Sandler & Andy Samberg. Sandler plays the neglectful father of Samberg who was a product of an "inappropriate student-teacher relationship." I saw this trailer and I wanted to throw up. That's all I need to say. It's shameful because Sandler has talent (Punch Drunk Love) but continues to churn out this garbage where he plays the same character that hasn't changed since the 90's. Extraterrestre (Extraterrestrial) and Americano are foreign films that might be worth seeing but probably won't be in any wide release so unless you live near an art house cinema you may not even know that these films are out there.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (June 22nd): Is a film that on the outset may look ridiculous but after I saw the trailer, it looked kind of cool. It's directed by who gave us Night Watch & Day Watch and is skilled in action films. Why not make an icon of America a vampire hunter? A good cast that includes Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Mary Todd Lincoln (the real Mrs. Lincoln was never as attractive as Winstead), Benjamin Walker as "Honest Abe" and Rufus Sewell who must be a villain. This looks kind of cool and could be a nice piece of escapism.

Brave (June 22nd): Is Pixar's latest animated release. Mostly for kids but Pixar has an uncanny ability to make solid films that appeal to all members of a family. I may not see in this in the theater but if I stumble across it on HBO or whatever I will sit and watch it (and probably cry my eyes out at the end). It's about a Scottish princess who longs for a more adventurous life than the one her family has planned for her. The voice cast includes Kelly McDonald (who is very talented & should be a huge star but she doesn't seem to be into fame), Emma Thompson, Billy Connolly and Craig Fergurson. Make no mistake, storywise, Pixar has been using the same formula since Toy Story but it has worked. Pixar is the gold standard of Hollywood animation.

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (June 22nd): Sure its a long title but it stars Steve Carell and Keira Knightley as star crossed lovers whose lives improve when the meet but the problem is that the Earth faces an impending doom. I saw the trailer and it looked interesting. Carell is VERY talented and can slip into just about any type of dramatic/comedic role and Knightley is extremely versatile as well. First time director also wrote the film and has some indie cred in her past screenplays. In a summer of blockbusters, this could be a nice change of pace.

To Rome With Love (June 22nd): Is Woody Allen's latest work that has an all-star ensemble cast. Rome is the background in this one where several different relationships unfold. Allen has always been adept at bringing realistic relationships to life on the screen. I was 50/50 on Midnight in Paris (maybe it was Owen Wilson & Rachael McAdams as the too cute couple) but there were some very good parts to it. The trailer is filled with solid one liners but as a whole film, who knows. I will probably take a chance on this film depending on where I am when it comes out because it may only be in a limited release. It is Woody Allen and he may not be able to replicate his greatness of the 70's but he's more than capable of making a solid film.

Ted (June 29th): Is Seth MacFarlane's directorial debut where he voices a teddy bear that has come to life and has stuck by his owner, Mark Wahlberg, throughout childhood into adulthood. It's rated R so there will be a lot of bathroom and inappropriate humor (the best kind)! After I saw the trailer my 1st thought was "why?" I am a huge fan of Family Guy (which has been slowly faltering over the last few seasons) but there's a distinct possibility that the best jokes are in the trailer and is just MacFarlane doing Family Guy-esque voices to make the jokes? Or could it be a hilarious romp? I will wait and see on this one. If it has a good opening weekend and has some good buzz then I will check it out. If the buzz is bad or if it has a terrible opening weekend then I will pass. But if given a life or death choice, I'd choose Ted over That's My Boy without hesitation.

Magic Mike (June 29th): Stars Channing Tatum and Matthew McConnaughey as male strippers (what surprise McConnaughey in a role where he's shirtless most of the time) in a somewhat based on true story film. McConnaughey plays mentor to Tatum who seems to struggle with his life as a male stripper, following his dream as a furniture maker while trying to find love. It's funny that these two got paired because Tatum is probably a young McConnaughey (lots of shirtless roles) looking to make his way into better roles. The thing is McConnaughey managed to pick up some indie cred (Dazed and Confused) whereas Channing has mostly been beefcake (Step Up 2 the Streets) but that's not to say there's talent in there somewhere. There will be worse films to see but I can't imagine that this film will be any good. I could be wrong though.

People Like Us (June 29th): Directed by , who has an interesting resume of screenwriting credits, this drama has a likeable cast (Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks, Olivia Wilde, Michelle Pfeiffer & Jon Favreau) where Pine's father dies and he's forced to set his family's affairs in order. During this process he finds out he's got a long lost sister. This new knowledge makes him take stock in his life. This is another plot line that seems familiar (Rain Man comes to mind) but Kurtzman is directing the next Star Trek feature so it might be worth watching to see what he can do. It almost has too good a cast to be terrible but who knows.

Madea's Witness Protection (June 29th): I think the title says it all as Tyler Perry brings back the character that made him a household name. It also stars comic legends Eugene Levy and Doris Roberts so there's going to a lot of laughs. If you like some of the other Madea works than this one may be up your alley. I get worried because Perry is at the forefront of African-American filmmakers and there seems to be a danger of Madea going the way of the Ernest franchise. Perry has too much talent to let that happen but Hollywood has a tendency to toss African-American directors aside when they no longer bankable (John Singleton comes to mind as his 1st 3 features between 91-95 were excellent then his resume gets slim over the next 17 years. That's not to say he lost his talent but he's not making the same type films he once was which is unfortunate but this is a topic for another time).

That wraps up the June's releases. There's also a Neil Young concert documentary and some other foreign films. July will bring us Chris Nolan's final installment of the Dark Knight franchise. Thanks for your time.

18 May, 2012

2012 Films

Here is the list of films that I caught during the year. It will get updated as frequently as I see the titles. Look for the NYC Film Viewing Extravaganza towards the end of the year then of course similar Chicago Viewing Fests throughout the year.

36. Silver Linings Playbook, February 20th in Chicago:  You've got an all-star cast: , the uber-hot & . You've got an excellent director in and stand-out performances from , (I was pretty stunnned as he's been MIA from film since 2007) and . This film has it all, great dialogue, great characters, excellent acting, brilliant direction and a lot of emotion. You got a feel for what every character is going through as they all had their own things going on. Cooper plays Pat, a guy who lost it when he came home and caught his wife in the shower with another man. He gets shipped off to a mental facility to avoid jail and he gets released after 8 months with a few provisions. The hitch is he's still obsessed with his wife (he describes his marriage and it's not that good so I was curious as to why he'd want to get back together) and his grip on reality is tenuous at best. Enter Lawrence, 20 something widower who's got a few problems of her own. It takes time for Cooper & Lawrence's characters to find their chemistry but they do and it works nicely as despite both being damaged their dedication to a mutual goal helps both of them. The problem I have is you know Coop & J-Law are going to get together it's just a matter of when. I mean let's be honest, what guy couldn't get his life back on track with the help of a nubile hottie some 10-15 years younger than him. The ending, which I won't giveaway, is pretty obvious and everything seems to work out for everyone, except Ronnie, DeNiro's bookmaking pal. All the character have some sort of flaw with the exception of Pat's mom (brilliantly played by Weaver) but that's why you start rooting for the characters. As good as this film is (it's very, very good), it bothers me that this is up for Best Picture but that's just me. Russel also works the title of the film into the dialogue several times and I'm a big fan of that. The performances are all top notch and are deserved of any recognition they get.

35. The Impossible, February 18th in Chicago: With the Oscars only a week away I want to try and get a few more 2012 titles in before the deadline. This film got excellent reviews and was recommended to me by a few people. Knowing that this film was going to be a gut-wrenching tear-jerker, I went. Suffice to say this film claims to be a true story of María Belón and her family's ordeal amidst the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. Apparently the names were changed of Naomi Watts' & Ewan McGregor's characters but that takes nothing away from the film's intensity. The wave strikes about 20 minutes into the film and it is a roller coaster of emotions until the end. Director does an incredible job of sucking you in, true stories are tough, you know they're gonna get and you know the family makes it but he masterfully puts it all together. This was a tragic disaster of epic proportions and there are some graphic images that will make you cry, as they did to me. The main story is Watts and Tom Holland (the eldest of 3 boys) getting separated from McGregor and the 2 other boys, what they had to endure (again graphic imagery) before being helped by locals and taken to the safety of an overwhelmed hospital. It is an amazing story that had me practically bawling in my seat. There's a scene where Holland leaves his mother's bedside to try and help per his mother's request but when he comes back she's not there. Heartbreaking. The scene where McGregor has to leave to 2 youngest boys on a truck to safer ground so he can look for Watts & Holland is not quite  Sophie's Choice but it's pretty powerful nonetheless. This is an amazing film that is a must see.

34. Zero Dark Thirty, January 17th in Winston-Salem, NC: This director Kathryn Bigelow's long awaited (in my eyes at least) follow-up to the 2008 Academy Award winning The Hurt Locker. ZD30 has generated a lot of buzz prior to its wide release because the CIA was denouncing it and there's a lot of political and moral subject matter surrounding this film. I am here to give my opinion of the film not the controversy around it. If you wish to read a review that deals with the moral & political issues then I would direct you to Matt Taibbi's excellent blog that appears in Rolling Stone. Jessica Chastain stars as Maya, a CIA analyst recruited out of high school and who's only job in the agency has been the hunt for UBL. For over a decade she (as well as others) has put together small leads from here & there (torture is the underwriting theme here) to come up with UBL's location. To say she's passionate about it is an understatement, Maya is very Ahab-esque in her quest and not even attempts on her life will deter her. Bigelow and writer, Mark Boal, do a solid job with the narrative of taking the minor details that span over a decade that leads up to the possibility that UBL is in Abbottabad, Pakistan. The scene where Seal Team Six raids the compound is very intense to the point where I believe that this is how it went down! In the end, the body is brought back to the military compound and Maya is tasked with identifying the body to confirm its UBL, which she does. That's where I get s feeling of, "what's she going to do next?" The hunt for UBL has consumed her entire adult life, you can't just open up a deli after something like that. I would say that ZD30 is as good as Hurt Locker but not better but still an excellent film.

33. Django Unchained, December 28th in Chicago: I've come to expect certain things from a Tarantino film; solid cast, good story, excellent dialogue, great characters, lots of action and of course blood. Suffice to say, Django Unchained did not disappoint. I would like to say that the performances by DiCaprio (playing the most despicable character he'll ever play), Foxx (who has come a long way since his days on In Living Color, you can argue that he's surpassed everyone who made it big from that show. He's  much better actor that Jim Carrey and his performances over the last 8 years or so have been nothing short of excellent, I am willing to overlook Stealth), Christoph Waltz is as excellent here as he was in Inglourious Basterds and Samuel L. Jackson as DiCaprio's loyal house slave are the highlights of the characters and I would go as far to say the best group of characters in any Tarantino film. Some people could get squeamish in regards to some of the 1858 southern era violence against Blacks but unfortunately that's probably how it was (as was the flagrant use of the "n-bomb") in those days and Tarantino isn't one to back away from that kind of subject matter. The shootouts are bloody and graphic but I would prefer to see realism than to see a guy take multiple hits and "flex it off." The plot is real simple; Waltz enlists the aid of enslaved Foxx in order to collect a bounty on some criminals. In return for Foxx's help, Waltz agrees to help him get his wife back from the sadistic Calvin Candie played by DiCaprio (Dicaprio's performance alone is worth the price of admission). The only really obvious scene is when the plan to recover Django's wife (Kerry Washington) goes awry and Django gets captured but after you see his captors, it's all too clear that he won't need much brain power in order to get out this predicament. The film also had a great soundtrack as all Tarantino films do. We can debate for hours what Tarantino's best film is but Django Unchained deserves consideration.

32. Jack Reacher, December 21st in Chicago: Tom Cruise, like him or hate him but when he comes out with a film, he genuinely wants the film to be successful and for the audience to have a good time watching it. Cruise is always an executive producer and his production partner, Paula Wagner, is also in on the process. Cruise plays a similar character to that of Chief John Anderton and Ethan Hunt in Jack Reacher, an ex-military cop who's asked by an accused sniper, of whom the evidence is overwhelmingly against, to come to his aid. Once Reacher decides to help the defense he immediately starts to think "frame-up" since the evidence is so "open & shut" and his hunches are reinforced by people trying to derail him. The plot, though a little predictable, is a roller coaster ride to say the least and the action sequences are top notch, Cruise pretty much cuts a swathe of destruction everywhere he goes. When Cruise unravels the motive behind the shooting, it's a medium sized conspiracy not a huge one ( The Fugitive comes to mind when Tommy Lee Jones says that pharmaceutical conglomerate Devlin-MacGregor is a "monster" because they did $7 billion in net sales) and there are several unanswered questions in regards to the case. This isn't a bad film but it's nothing special and not necessary to see at the theater. The film had a weak opening weekend but I suspect that's more because this film isn't all that original more than it being a lousy film.

31. The Hobbit, December 14th in Chicago: As I write this, The Hobbit as grossed nearly $85 million since its opening. Peter Jackson doesn't disappoint. It was Tolkien's work that made him a household name with the LOTR trilogy and he's working the magic again. With a running time of 2 hours and 50 minutes, the film has a solid pace that doesn't bog down (be advised...there are at least 2 scenes that were preachy to me but it was quick). Martin Freeman is excellent is Bilbo Baggins, a reluctant hero and Ian McKellen reprises his roll as Gandalf and he doesn't miss a beat and you get the feeling that Gandalf knows more than he's revealing. The scene that people we waiting for was when Bilbo first meets up with Gollum (another remarkable performance by Andy Serkis). The sequence with Gollum was well done and I got sold on how the "precious" controls Gollum's every thought (not that the role needed selling based on the performance in the LOTR films). The dwarf posse seeking to retake their home from Smaug are quite a bunch led by the valiant but bitter Thorin (played brilliantly by Richard Armitage). Thorin doubts Bilbo from the beginning (as does Bilbo doubt himself) but becomes a believer when Bilbo saves his life. The themes from this film are the same from the LOTR trilogy but remember, this story came before the LOTR. So there's a lot of deja vu. Now, Jackson has a tall order to try and top (or at least be on par) the LOTR films. This is a very good film but it isn't as good as LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring in my opinion. The difficult thing is to judge on its own merit and not compare to the previous films. This was a good solid start and I think the next 2 installments will improve, especially when Smaug will start to get screen time (I like the fact that when telling the story how Smaug took over Erebor he stuck to the old tradition of "hide the monster" theory in film).

30. Killing Them Softly, December 1st in Chicago:  Director teams up again with Brad Pitt in a dark, gritty crime drama that's set in the Boston area against the backdrop of the 2008 financial crisis and Presidential election (I guess to show that during this time even the criminal economy took a big hit). A mob card game (apparently crucial to the crime economy) gets knocked over a 2nd time and Pitt is sent in to clean things up. Ray Liotta is the overseer of the card game and he orchestrated the 1st robbery. Vincent Curatola is a small time hood who masterminds the 2nd robbery (he figures that Liotta's character will get the blame for the next robbery) and he uses Scoot McNairy & Ben Mendelsohn (not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed) to pull the job. It doesn't take Pitt long to piece things together and to do his dirty work. This was a solid film with very good performances but nothing special. I did enjoy the "business aspect" scenes when Pitt would meet with Richard Jenkins (apparently a financial officer of the mob) to discuss the details of the job. Jenkins is a classic middleman who tells Pitt that he has to take it upstairs to the indecisive leaders to see what the next move is. (2 standout scenes are when Pitt suggests that some people need to killed Jenkins bristles that the top guys don't want a body count, Pitt responds with "who's running this?" and Jenkins comes back with, "you have no idea." The other scene is when Pitt suggests bringing in James Gandolfini to make one of the hits and Jenkins replies, "New York Mickey? He's expensive"). The film clocks in at 100 minutes but there are some issues with the pacing as I almost fell asleep during it (there was also an inordinate amount of trailers attached as well. I wasn't the only one who thought so either). A good film but you can wait to see it on pay tv, Red Box or Netflix. 

29. Life of Pi, November 30th in Chicago: Based on Yann Martel's 2001 book of the same name, Ang Lee combines a great story and masterful imagery. I'm a huge fan of Lee's  Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and this film is in that same vein. The film has elements of Cast Away and Joe Versus the Volcano, in dealing with survival, solitude and the things you see (or what you're mind makes you think you see) when out on the endless Ocean. Pi (the adult Pi is played by Irrfan Khan)is currently living in Canada and is relaying his story to a writer looking for inspiration (I really like how the adult Pi tells the story almost nonchalantly). Suraj Sharma plays the teenage Pi who endures the loss of everything he knows and must uses his wits to survive on a lifeboat with a Bengal Tiger. Through Pi's cleverness and ingenuity he manages to survive 227 days at sea and to not have the Tiger eat him. When he finally reaches the shores of Mexico, reps from the insurance company of the Japanese freighter he left India on do not not believe his fantastic story. He tells them a "more believable" version in which the animals that are originally on the lifeboat (a hyena, a wounded zebra, an orangutan and of course the tiger) are substituted with humans (the people PI encountered on the ship.  The Zebra becomes a wounded sailor, the hyena becomes the racist, d-bag cook, the orangutan is his mother and Pi is the tiger). Pi then let's the insurance reps decide which version to use. I saw the non 3D version of this film and I don't think I missed anything as the visual aspect of the film was phenomenal. To me this is a film that should be seen in the theater because of the sound and the visuals. I can't see how this won't make my top 10 films at the end of the year.

28. Lincoln, November 24th in Chicago: Based on Doris Kearns Goodwin's Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln, that mainly deals with the passing of the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. Though it centers on a small portion of Lincoln's presidency it doesn't limit the film's powerful message. I thought it very ironic (and a bit sad) that politics has not changed in over 150 years since this time period. As a historical film, the outcome is known (the amendment passes by a small margin & Lincoln eventually gets assassinated) but Spielberg does a fantastic job of putting you right there in 1865 for the events of the day and how the nation was awaiting this outcome. Daniel Day-Lewis is Abraham Lincoln and should not only be nominated for Best Actor but should win it (sorry Denzel)! Spielberg & Lewis do an amazing job as presenting Lincoln as a larger than life figure (physically & figuratively) and how Lincoln himself seemed to have an uncanny sense of this time in America's history. Make no mistake, history states that Lincoln wasn't a big fan of Black people but was against slavery and for the Union. Passing the 13th Amendment would eliminate a return to the status quo (which is what the Confederacy wanted) and would push the country forward. There's a scene in the House of Reps where they're discussing the amendment and some of the opponents start to pionder the future (I'm going to paraphrase here), "the black man voting? What's next...women voting?" The audience laughed but it's not funny. This is a MUST SEE film and after seeing this film you should go learn more about Lincoln and the Civil War like I'm doing.

27. Flight, November 23rd in Chicago:  Denzel stars as commercial pilot "Whip" Whitaker who's got a bit of a drinking problem to say the least. "Whip" is at the controls when his plane malfunctions and things go bad. He managed to invert the aircraft in order to level it out ans crash lands in rural Georgia. The crash results in the death of 6 passengers and the fact that 96 of the 102 people on board (including the flight crew) is nothing short of miraculous. The trailer pretty much gives away the entire plot of the film but that's ok. Bob Zemeckis does a great job of weaving the drama throughout the film. Denzel is nothing short of excellent and the supporting cast (John Goodman, Don Cheadle, Bruce Greenwood, Tamara Tunie & Kelly Reilly) is great. Denzel is superb as a very flawed "hero" and I think he should get more roles like this. If Denzel doesn't get a nomination for Best Actor then the Academy isn't watching the same film as I am.

26. Argo, November 12th in San Antonio, TX: Ben Affleck directs and stars in this film that's based on the 1979 Iran hostage crisis. Since the film is based on a true story you pretty much know the outcome but Affleck does a nice job of retelling the story, adding in a few nail biting moments, drawing out the suspense and pulling me into the story. Maybe it's because I was a kid when this happened so I remember this period albeit sketchy at best and I dig history but I made an emotional commitment to the characters.  The pacing is real good and Affleck does a very nice job of recreating the period from photos and archival footage. Sure there are some historical inaccuracies but that's too be expected. This is a really good film and I recommend seeing it.

25. Skyfall, November 9th in Chicago: For some reason I took over a month off from the cineplex. There were other movies that I wanted to see but I was able to cut out of work early (I probably could've seen a 10am showing of any title and no one would've known I was gone) and while in line to buy a ticket to Argo, I noticed that there was a Skyfall viewing ready to go. I'm going to try to not give a lot away since this only the 2nd day of it's release but Skyfall was FANTASTIC! It was not as magnificent as The Dark Knight Rises but that's ok. Skyfall has elements of previous Bond films (You Only Live Twice GoldenEye & The World is Not Enough jumped right out at me) and it continues to develop the James Bond character. directs an all-star cast of newcomers to the franchise; Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Albert Finney and Naomie Harris along with Craig and Dame Judi Dench as "M," the head of MI6. Bardem is creepily evil as an ex-double O operative who's got a bit of an ax to grind with M. He's even more creepy in this film than he was as Anton Chigurh. As I said earlier I won't get into the plot too much but it's a straight revenge type film so Bond & MI6 aren't going after the shadowy organization from the prior two films. What's great is the development of Bond. He's reached a low point in this film and it shows a side of him that was never seen in any prior film (very different than Brosnon's low point in Die Another Day) much less even thought about. You also get a glimpse into Bond's childhood and what 'Skyfall" really means.  I could go on for hours but that would give the entire film away. I liked this film a little more than Casino Royale and I thought that was a great film. Skyfall is a MUST SEE!

24. End of Watch,October 6th in NYC: A really good cop drama starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Peña as 2 "cowboy" LA cops patrolling the worst section on LA. (who's directed a few LA cop films himself and has a screenwriting credit for Training Day) directs and follows Jake & Michael through their lives in & out of uniform. You get to see the kind of things that you might expect cops in a bad section of a major city do and it's not a pretty site. The duo are hotshot cops who eventually stumble upon the wrong drug lord (even ICE agents tell them that they pulled on the "tail of a snake that WILL bite you back") who's bosses in the Mexican Cartel are none to pleased with the interference from the "street cops" and send his minion "Big Evil" to handle the job. There's a lot of hand held and POV scenes that give a great feel for the situations that are going on. This film is very gritty, dark and deals with some gruesome subject matter. It's bloody and violent but that's the life on the streets here, much like The Shield or Rampart, it's ugly, dirty and doesn't have a problem with spitting people up and chewing them out. This was one of the better films I've seen all year, I wouldn't say it's as good as Training Day but it comes pretty close to me. I would categorize this as a must see film if you can deal with the violence and subject matter.

23: Looper, October 5th Chicago: Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Joe and Bruce Willis plays Older Joe in Rian Johnson's sci-fi thriller. Set in the dystopian future (not to be confused with a post-apocalyptic future), crime syndicated control time travel in the late 21st century and since it's really difficult to whack someone in the future they send the target back to 2044 to be executed. Gordon-Levitt is a top looper and lives the good life. The problem with being a Looper is that there comes a time when your "loop is closed." Meaning they send your future self back to be killed. You know this because loopers get paid in silver bars attached to the body of their targets. If you find gold bars, well you've been fired and you have 30 years to live it up. So the loops start getting closed on Levitt's pals and when it's his turn you get to see his 30 years go by. Willis (Old Joe and still a gangster) finally finds peace and love in the arms of a beautiful woman but things end tragically when hos number is up. He manages to break free before he's sent through and decides that he's going to back in time to kill the juvenile crime lord that ordered his death (little bit of Terminator 2here). This is where it gets a bit gruesome when Willis starts stalking the 3 potential children who grow-up to become the crime lord that had him killed (much like how the Sarah Connors were hunted in the original Terminator)When back in 2044, he has to not only evade the syndicate out to finish the contract but he has to evade his young self while keeping him alive as well (if the current self dies while future self is in same time...it's not a pleasant ending). Strong performances from the main actors and the supporting cast as well that includes Paul Dano, Jeff Daniels and Emily Blunt. I liked this film a lot. The pacing was good, lots of action and a story that although complex, wasn't hard to follow. As with most time travel films my issue is with the science. Willis wants to change the future so he can spend it with his wife but his very presence in the past totally disrupts his timeline. I could go on for hours about this but it's a science fiction film and I'm no scientist so I will let it go. This was a really good film and it deserved the high marks on rottentomatoes.com.

22. Dredd,September 28th Chicago: The viewings of the non-3D version are few and far between so they force you to spend the extra money for the 3D. Suffice to say the 3D effects were good but not super-fantastic. When I 1st saw this trailer a few months ago I was very stoked. Back in my comic book days I used to read Judge Dredd when I could (since the comic was from the UK, one couldn't purchase a new issue at Ofshay's, you had to go to a comic book shop and they didn't populate the landscape in suburban Connecticut to say the least). For those of us who remember Judge Dredd with Stallone, this updated version stays a bit closer to the comic (from what I recall), has a much simpler storyline and with an R rating, is very dark. The problems I had with the Sly version was that he couldn't wait to get the trademark helmet off and he always looked clean. Mega-City is a dirty place with no real hope (it's explained that Mega-City stretches from Boston to DC and it's crammed with 800,000,00 people). The reason you never saw Dredd's face in the comic was that the creator's felt that Dredd like justice is faceless. Dredd's uniform is dirty (unlike Sly who always looked like he had a new outfit) and he's even got battle damage on the helmet (Sly's was always shiny). Karl Urban does a very nice job as the title character, embraces the helmet and epitomizes Dredd's commitment to the law and justice. They did a nice job with Judge Anderson, a character from the comic who has telepathic skills and eventually heads up the  Psi Division at the Hall of Justice. She's on a training assignment and Dredd is assessing her. They go to a grizzly triple homicide at  and stumble upon the manufacturing & distribution center for the next wave in narcotics, Slo-Mo. MaMa (played nicely by Lena Headey, remember her in 300?, is the crime lord of the Peach Trees, the slum like building where Judges don't normally go if you get my drift) and she wants Dredd & Anderson dead so she manages to get the 200 story building locked down and has the residents and her gang hunt the Judges down. To make a longer story not go that much longer, Dredd & Anderson fight their way out and Anderson proves her worth as a Judge. The film is bloody make no mistake but I enjoyed it. It's dark, gritty, well acted and solid action sequences. Don't compare with the Sly version.

21. Expendables 2, September 22nd in Chicago: If you go to this film expecting to see a work of art then you're in the wrong place. Sly and his crew of mercenaries (having  biceps the size of watermelons eems to be a prerequisite to join unless you've a certain skill set): Jet Li (more or less a cameo but he still manages to becomes disarmed and engage in hand to hand combat. Seeing how his kung-fu skills are unparalleled...he kicks ass), Jason Statham (the 2nd in command), Dolph Lundgren,  Randy Couture, Terry Crews and a baby-faced Liam Hemsworth (brother of Thor, Chris Hemsworth). In the opening sequence the gang garbed in black charge into an armed compound in Nepal (practically waving a flag saying, "hey man! We're mercenaries and we've got several large cans of whoop-ass!") to rescue a Chinese billionaire but they also manage to rescue the "Governator." After the job, Bruce Willis sends the team to Albania to recover a map to hidden Russian plutonium. The job goes south when the team is met by the the film's villain, Jean-Claude Van Damme (who's aptly named Vilain)! There's even an appearance by Chuck Norris as "Lone Wolf" Booker (a not so subtle reference to the 1983 Norris film, Lone Wolf McQuade). This film is pretty predictable (although the Norris appearances caught me off guard), bloody, but only the bad guys get killed, despite massive firefights no bystanders sustain a scratch and civilians are only hurt by the bad guys, violent (but at times almost comic book style). I expected that though and I didn't have a problem with it. I felt that the banter between the likes of Stallone, Arnold, Willis and others was priceless. They kept using each others signature lines (Arnold yells, "I'll be back," then WIllis makes fun of him. Willis leaves then Arnold whispers, "yipee chi yay.") It was those moments of levity which made the film enjoyable. It's not for everyone but if you grew up on the action films of the 80s like I did then you'll enjoy Expendables 2.

20. Killer Joe, September 1st in Chicago:  To be honest I am not a Mathew McConnaughey fan. He has talent but it gets wasted in the ridiculous rom-coms he shows up in all the time. What drew me to this film was that it's directed by the legendary (who hasn't had the success he enjoyed in the 70's but hasn't quite lost his touch yet) and the fact that McConaughey plays a crooked cop. Emile Hirsch plays Chris, a low level drug dealer who needs to come up with $5k, lest he be killed by his boss. His plan is to have "Killer Joe" bump off his mom so Chris can get his hands on the insurance money since his sister Dottie (Juno Temple) is the beneficiary. Suffice to say nothing goes according to plan and things get worse for Chris as the movie develops. "Killer Joe" gets paid up front but he's willing to take Dottie as a "retainer" until the policy pays out. Thomas Hayden Church and Gina Gershon (who was great as Chris' step-mom) round out the cast. The film is dark and bloody. No character is likeable, even Dottie who's sweet and innocent but just a little "off" enough to not be completely likeable. This was a good film.

19. Lawless, August 31st in Chicago: Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke & Shia LaBeouf play the Bondurant brothers (Forest, Howard & Jack respectively), Virginia bootleggers during prohibition. Guy Pierce plays the sadistic corrupt cop trying to shut them down. Gary Oldman (who's underused IMHO) has a cameo as Chicago gangster Floyd Bannerman. Fine acting all around and very good directing by (whose done some excellent work). Jessica Chastain is sensational as Forest Bondurant's love interest (I've got a bit of thing for Jessica so I might be a little biased but she's very talented) and Mia Wasikowski gives a nice performance as Jacks love interest. The film is bloody, gritty, good to very good but not great. It wants to be epic but it falls short. Think of the Bondurant brothers as a hillbilly Corleone Family. Forest is Vito, Howard is Santino and Jack is a more competent Fredo.

18. The Dark Knight Rises, July 21st in Chicago: Brilliant! This is far and away the best film I've seen this year. Much like The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the best came last. Set 8 years after the events of The Dark Knight, violent organized crime is all but gone and Batman is only memory as see hasn't been seen in that time because Bruce Wayne is a recluse who's body is battered. Tom Hardy plays the mercenary/terrorist Bane and Ann Hathaway plays high end cat burglar Selina Kyle (the phrase "Catwoman" is never used). Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays detective John Blake who befriends Wayne and plays and integral role in the film (I don't want to reveal too much here because that would give it away). The rest of the cast returns from the previous films as well. The story was intricately woven with jaw dropping twists and turns and the acting is superb. I can probably go on forever but this was an unbelievably great film. Get off your ass & go see it.

17. Savages, July 14th in Chicago: The latest from Oliver Stone deals with 2 marijuana growers/dealers from Laguana Beach who try to avert being taken over by the Mexican Cartels. Emile Hirsch (Ben) is the Zen/surfer/mastermind behind the operation and Taylor Kitsch (Chon) is the former Iraqi/Afghanistan vet who is Ben's best friend and muscle of the organization. They both sleep with Blake Lively (Ophelia or O, the poor little rich girl) and live a happy life. Selma Hayek plays Elana the head of the cartel trying to get Ben & Chon into her stable. Benicio Del Tor plays her top henchman and Travolta rounds out the cast as the crooked DEA agent who plays both sides against the other. Ben & Chon want no part of Elana's operation and O gets kidnapped for it. The boys have to get her back and things turn violent. I liked this film but I can see why some people may not have liked it as well. Hayek was god as the reluctant cartel overlord but it was Del Toro who stole the show in my opinion as Lado.

16. Ted, July 14th in Chicago: Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane's motion picture debut about a teddy bear that comes to life from a child's wish. I was 50/50 on this one. People I know who saw it liked it and recommended it. One person said he liked but it seemed like a long episode of Family Guy, which was my concern. I came away with the same feeling. MacFarlane gives you all his voices and the rest of the cast have parts in the film as well. All in all it was a funny film with several laugh out loud moments.

15. The Amazing Spider-Man, July 11th in Chicago: Andrew Garfield plays Peter Parker and Emma Stone is his love interest Gwen Stacy. There's also a star studded supporting cast of Sally Field (Aunt May), Dennis Leary (Captain Stacy) and Martin Sheen (Uncle Ben who was played by Cliff Robertson in the Sam Raimi series, apparently it's a juicy role). The SFX were great, acting was solid but the story really made the movie for me (as a reader of several Spider-Man titles in the 80's). It kept on the path of the original origin of the comic with Gwen Stacy as the love interest (Parker's 1st true love) and his webbing being synthetic. It also manages to paint Parker with an air of failure. His Uncle was killed by a robber he could've stopped and Captain Stacy was killed by the Lizard while he was saving the city. It's this failure that haunts Spider-Man thoughout his life and makes him the person/hero he is. I liked this film a lot, it went in a different direction from the Raimi franchise and I look forward to other installments. My main issue was that I had difficulty at times with Garfield & Stone as 17 year olds but if that's the worst thing then I can brush it aside.

14. Safety Not Guaranteed, July 3rd in New Orleans: This title caught my eye and I mentioned it in my June Films Preview blog. I saw this on the last night of its run at the Theatres at Canal Plaza (a nice theater experience btw). Helmed by 1st time director , is a quirky and charming film that follows the some of the standard plot points for an indie film. The male lead, Mark Duplass (Kenneth), is an indie film veteran who's hung up on an old girlfriend and is looking for a partner to travel back in time. Aubrey Plaza(Darius),is a depressed, down on her luck twenty something who is a downtrodden intern at a trendy Seattle magazine. Jake M. Johnson (Jeff), is the reporter (who is also hung up on an old girlfriend who happens to live in the same area as Kenneth so it all works out nicely) who stumbles upon the ad for time traveling partner and takes Plaza with him to write a story about him to see whether he believes that he can time travel or he's just crazy (there's a 2nd intern, Arnau, a standard geek who is pretty much comedic fodder for Jeff). Just when you think Kenneth is living in a fantasy world, things unfurl where maybe he's not so crazy. Naturally Darius starts to fall for him (again playing to the standard indie film plot points). Much like the Prestige, the film turns into a sci-fi film in that last few minutes, despite the fact there is little science in previous 80 plus minutes. Well acted and charming but it follows the playbook too much then relies on the final scene too much in my opinion. There are several funny and touching (can't think of a better term) moments but it's really just a standard indie film with a sci-fi twist at the end. The film got great reviews at rottentomatoes.com but I didn't think it was that great but I did enjoy the film.
      
13. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, 6/23 in Orlando: I was bored and had time to kill. I was originally going to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter but I was running late and I had to park in a parking garage so I opted for this title instead since the trailers just started. Written & directed by Lorene Scafaria (this is her directorial debut and she also wrote Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist) and it stars Steve Carell & Keira Knightly as 2 polar opposite personalities who get together for a road trip and fall in love during Earth's last few weeks (a giant meteor is coming!). I can't say I liked this film a whole lot and the reviews on rottentomatoes.com are lukewarm at best. Carell pretty much plays this one as a combo of Michael Scott of The Office & Frank (the suicidal Proust scholar) from Little Miss Sunshine, nothing extraordinary. Knightley plays the free spirit neighbor with whom Carell hooks up with (stiff dull dude and the crazy free spirit chick, sounds a lot like Along Came Polly or Something Wild so the only originality is the apocalyptic end). The film allegedly takes place in NYC and the east coast but the NYC scenes are an obvious Hollywood sound stage and the Delaware shoreline looks more like the coastline of southern Cal. I also find it hard to believe that they run into a Friendsys (a chain restaurant that's clearly supposed to be TGI Friday's) on the back roads somewhere between NYC & Trenton. There are some glaring wholes in the story (not that I could write a scene much less an entire film) and it tries to be an Indie film but it falls a bit short. Some people may like this because it does have charm but not enough for me.

12. Prometheus, 6/12 in Chicago: Here's A.O. Scott's (New York Times) review.  There's a lot that I agree with and I can't put as elegantly as Mr. Smith. I was looking forward to this film when I first heard about it. The film is visually stunning, great special effects, heart pounding, and well acted but there are holes in the story. I had high expectations so I came out disappointed to be honest. But were my expectations too high? Ridley Scott is a talented director with a history of cinematic excellence, so I may not have been wrong to expect a great film. I was disappointed that it wasn't one of the greatest films of all time. It's still a very good film but I don't think it's as good as the original Alien. The scenes that I have questions about must have been left on the cutting room floor. It's worth seeing if you enjoy going to the movies but be advised, a person could find it disappointing on some levels. I still recommend it.

11. Moonrise Kingdom, 6/1 in Chicago: This is director Wes Anderson's 7th directorial feature. I'm a huge Anderson fan so I was going to see this one for sure. The story unfolds in 1965 at a fictional New England-ish island where two star-crossed 12 year-olds fall in love. The kids, Sam & Suzy (Jared Gilman & Kara Hayward), intelligent and mature beyond their years decide to run off with each other and the rest of the island community goes after them. Bill Murray & Frances McDormand play Suzy's parents, Edward Norton plays Sam's scoutmaster and Bruce Willis plays the island's sheriff. Anderson has come a long way since Bottle Rocket and he tells a great story where you find yourself rooting for the Sam & Suzy to be together.  The only real issues I have is that Suzy seems an awful lot like Gwynneth Paltrow's character from Royal Tenenbaum's and Sam seems like a younger version of Max Fleischman of Rushmore but that's it. Otherwise it's a really good film. There's several other plot lines involving Suzy's parents and Sam's past and it all ties together nicely. Great acting, great dialogue which I've come to expect from Anderson. This not Anderson's best work (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is one of my all time favorites) but it is a solid outing. To me, Anderson is one of the few directors whose work is a must see. Until he starts consistently churning out crap (no signs yet!) I will continue to see his films.

 10. Chernobyl Diaries, 5/31 in Chicago: The reviews on rottentomatoes.com are not that good but I saw the trailer and thought of irradiated mutants seemed like a good idea so the timing worked out while I was in downtown Chicago so I took a chance. You start off with 3 young, good looking twenty somethings who are vacationing in Europe (obviously taking time off from being hip, trendy & thin) who meet up with the brother of one of the travelers who lives/works in Kiev. Jesse McCarthy plays Chris who is going to propose to his girlfriend Natalie (Olivia Taylor Dudley). Amanda (Devin Kelley) is the 3rd wheel in the group who meet until Chris' brother Paul (Jonathan Sadowski) to round out the foursome. Instead of going to Moscow Paul decides to book a trip to Chernobyl through an extreme tour-guide where they pick up another couple for the trip (cannon fodder for the mutants). Now when the 7 of them get to the deserted town its pretty standard stuff that happens. The van won't start, darkness falls , the guide (an ex-Russian special forces soldier no less) goes down, one of the party gets badly injured by the unknown, the group starts to lose any cohesiveness and so on. One by one the tourists get picked off. Now the film has a few frights but nothing overly scary, there's not a lot of blood and you never see the victims meet their demise (they get grabbed but it's dark). I didn't mind all that. I like they way they kept the mutants in the shadows (the old "hide the monster" theory used in Alien & An American Werewolf in London) and they leave you guessing as whether or not the mutants are flesh eaters (remember zombies are the flesh eaters). At the very end they throw in a little government conspiracy as well. I liked the the film but I can see how it would disappoint some people. See this at your own risk.

9. Men in Black 3, 5/31 in Chicago: The 3rd and what should be final installment of the MiB franchise. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones reprise their roles as Agents J & K. Emma Thompson now heads up MiB as Agent O who replaces Zed (Rip Torn) after untimely demise (they actually hold his eulogy at MiB HQ). Short story is the universe's most badass alien, Boris (played nicely by Flight of the Conchords' Jemaine Clement) escapes from a lunar prison and is going back in time to kill the man who shot off his arm and sent to prison for 40 years, you guessed it...Agent K. So Will Smith has to back in time to the day before Boris is scheduled to arrive to change things (be advised, when K sends Boris to prison he receives a device that protects the Earth from invasion so with him out of the way our present day is in jeopardy). Josh Brolin does a very nice job as a young Agent K (though K is apparently a cowboy by nature which makes me wonder what he was doing in upstate NY when he 1st met aliens which would lead to his job in MiB from the 1st film ). So Agent J overcomes his initial issues in 1969 and helps K thwart Boris' plans and return the timeline to normal. There are some good laughs (nothing too laugh out loud) of J in 1969 but the writers felt they needed to make some connection between K & J that goes back to the day K saved the Earth on the day in question (July 16, 1969 btw). there are a few other story lines that may not have been need but all in all MiB3 was a decent film. It was about as good as the second one so it was worth seeing.

8. Headhunters, 5/17 in Chicago: This Norwegian thriller caught my eye when I was watching trailers one night. It's about Roger Brown,  a man who has a beautiful wife but lives beyond his means because he spends so much on his wife. In order to help make ends meet and keep up appearances as well, he is a high class art thief. He uses his job as a corporate headhunter to locate his marks. One potential mark has a Rubens painting that the Nazis had taken in WWII. But Roger has bit off more than he can chew with this guy. He's ex-special forces and helped developed a GPS nanotechnology. To say that Roger's life is turned upside down is an understatement. There are so many twists and turns it's like a roller coaster! Roger eventually finds out that he was the mark all along (not a new plot device but it didn't matter). There were 2 amazing scenes in this film, 1 involving an outhouse (very gross) and the other involves a tractor-trailer hitting a car. The film has a few disturbing moments both violent & non-violent but it was very good. It's subtitled so it will turn people off but if you ever see it at Red Box, get it and watch it in English. It's worth it. I haven't scene a lot titles so yet but this is the best film I've seen so far.

7. The Avengers, LA on 5/5: I've been waiting for this since they started showing teasers from the different Marvel films leading up to it. As a comic book geek I may be a bit biased but I really liked this film a lot! The story was good enough to not have to rely on the action sequences, well acted and well paced. Solid dialogue between the characters, though sometimes Fury's lines were a bit much, funny and of course action packed. I felt that the CGI Hulk stole the show during the final fight sequence in NYC. This is the 1st must see film of the summer and it pays off. Make sure you stay through the credits to see the teaser where you get a peak at the next villain in a possible sequel. Without giving it away, I would've chosen a different villain but when I recognized him I thought, "nice!"

Films 3-6 were viewed at the AMC 30 at the Ontario Mills Mall in Ontario, CA between 5/1-5/3.

6. The Five Year Engagement: This film had a weak opening weekend and mixed reviews from Rotten Tomatoes. I took a chance on it because I had time to kill and I like Jason Segel and Emily Blunt. This film was about what I expected; many laugh out loud scenes, smarmy scenes an predictable characters. I liked this film, I wouldn't put it on par with Forgetting Sarah Marshall but it was fun and enjoyable. In fact Jason Segel plays a combination of Peter (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and Marshall (How I met Your Mother) to make his character Tom Solomon. So Tom & Violet (Emily Blunt) are love and they decide to get married but Violet gets a job offer at the University of Michigan that could last 2 years. So they pack up and head east which means Tom has to quit his job as a sous chef of a trendy San Fransisco bistro (the day he quits he was told by his boss that he was to be the head chef at her new restaurant). Despite promising not to resent each other they eventually resent each other. Tom gets all midwesterny and eventually goes off the deep end (a la Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom). Violet has a moment of weakness with her studly Welsh boss to which Tom can't handle and he even has an awkward moment with a co-worker (both predictable scenes BTW). Suffice to say they break up, Tom finds that dating a 23 y/o hotty isn't everything it's cracked up to be and Violet (now living with her boss, the head of the psych department) isn't all that exciting either. They get back together at Violet's grandmother's funeral (a recurring theme, grandparents dying off) and eventually get married. Solid cast of supporting characters although they seem predictable at times but as I said before, a fun film.

5. The Cabin in the Woods: This was the 2nd half of my double header with Lockout. I did some checking and this received a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes so I thought I'd give a test drive. At my age I'm not into the horror films the way I was when I was a kid but every now and then I will check one out. This film was fun to watch and I'm glad I saw it.  Five good looking 20 somethings are lured to a remote cabin for the weekend under the pretense of fun & frolic. Little to they know they're to be offered up as sacrifice to the dark lords for appeasement. Looking after this appeasement is a multinational corporation. The youths offered up for slaughter are standard slasher film cliches; the jock, the bad girl, the brainiac, the fool and the good girl. For this film you've pretty got the Scooby gang; Fred, Daphne, Velma (albeit very hot) and even Shaggy with an extra studly smart guy thrown in. The corporation manipulates the gang into choosing their own form of gruesome death (they also make bets in the control room as to which horrifying manifestation will brutally slay the offerings) and they also make sure that the kids can not escape. As luck would have the "fool" is a stoner and the weed he smokes counteracts the chemical agents the corporation uses to turn the kids into their respective roles of offering. Cabin is kind of like Scream where it makes fun of the genre while still being scary and producing a fresh look as well. Sigourney Weaver has a great cameo as the "Director" of the US branch. Solid cast, lots of blood & gore, scary moments and a few laughs. It was a fun movie to watch.

4. Lockout: This film is directed by Luc Besson, who gave us La Femme Nikita & The Professional both excellent films. In the opening credits there's a credit for this film being based on original idea from Luc Besson. The problem was that there is very little original about this film. It reminded me of Doomsday (2008) in the sense that I went thru the scenes that were lifted from other films. Guy Pierce plays Marion Snow a CIA operative in 2079 who's framed for murder (Pierce is obviously playing an amalgamation of the following characters: Snake Plissken, Marion Cobretti, the 1st name, and Besson's his own hero Corbin Dallas from The Fifth Element.  ) and he's asked to go rescue the President's daughter from an orbiting super-max prison filled with sociopaths, Snow was going to be sentenced there without a trial. That right there sounds a lot like the plot to the 1981 classic, Escape From New York.  The two main villains are Scottish brothers that could've been lifted right from Con Air. The older brother is the planner and leader while the younger brother is a bit more unhinged as all he wants to do is cause mayhem, kill people and have his way with Maggie Grace (the 1st daughter). Based on the previews, I knew what I was getting into, it was either this or Safe (the new Jason Statham film that looks a lot like The Transporter mixed in with 16 Hours) and this is what I chose. Unless you haven't seen any of the above films I mentioned then you may like this film. If you have, pass on it. By that I mean when you see it on HBO or something, keep changing the channel.

3. The Raid: Redemption: This is an Indonesian film about an elite SWAT unit going in to take down a crime lord's apartment complex which is actually his fortress. I'm going to try to not give too much away but there are some nice sub plots within the story and if you like action then & don't mind subtitles, then this film is for you. So the unit enters the building cleanly and eventually they fall into a trap and get cut pieces. There's a bit of 1979's The Warriors in a sense they have to fight their way out against mounting odds and a few references to The Departed. There are some insane martial arts sequences which had me squirming in my seat it was so realistic. There's one sequence features Rama (the protagonist) and his long lost brother (who had just been beat up as a traitor to the drug lord) versus Mad Dog (the crime lord's top henchman) have a fight in a closed room that was the most intense I can remember viewing. I watched it and thought that if Bruce Lee was alive he'd say. "god dam! These guys can fight!" It was something else. Another scene features Rama going though about 10 guys in a cramped hallway that transcended the scene from Oldboy in 2003 (though in Oldboy when Oh Dae-Su went through the henchmen he actually got tired, here's a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKxDMOF4EI, all these guys took a beating but kept coming back for more!). The film is packed with so much action there wasn't room for any more and it's bloody. This film was a nice ride and it had a great balance of plot and action that you normally don't see. I liked this film a lot and recommend it if this is your type of film.

 2. The Hunger Games, 4/3 in Fresno, CA: follow the link for my thoughts on the film, http://djb-clear.blogspot.com/2012/04/hunger-games.html.

1. Casa de mi padre, 3/26 in Elk Grove, CA: I heard about this one last year and saw the trailer a few months ago and I recall there being a little buzz about it with some co-workers. So I was sitting in my hotel room in Elk Grove and noticed there was a cineplex nearby and I took a chance. I didn't like this film. It did have several funny parts but nothing laugh out loud (mild smirks at best) funny. I guess it was either an homage to 70's era low budget Mexican films or it was a spoof of 70's era low budget Mexican films. In my opinion if the film makers had stuck to one or the other it would've been a better film. Ferrell plays Armando the dim witted son of a rancher (played by Pedro Armendairz) who clearly favors Armando's brother Raul more than Armando. The supporting cast: Diego Luna. Gael Garica Bernal, Efren Ramirez and Adrian Martinez to name a few did a fine job with their roles (Bernal was the standout as the villainous "La Onza.") Of course I would be remiss by not mentioning the goddess-like Genesis Rodriguez as Sonia, Ferrell's eventual love interest. As far as Ferrell goes, I'm not sure. He didn't seem to be playing the role for laughs like he did with Semi-Pro (which stunk) or Blades of Glory (better than Semi-Pro and this one but still not that great). Suffice to say I expect better from Will Ferrell.