10 April, 2013

DJ B-Clear's April Movie Preview

Some of the films that will be coming out this month. April has a tendency to be a staging ground for the Summer Blockbuster season. Back in 1999, The Matrix had an April release and was a sensational box office smash. Let's have a look...

April 5th


  • The Brass Teapot: Directed by , this films stars and as two down on their luck lovers looking to escape their nowhere lives. They stumble across a brass teapot (hence the title of the film) which is actually an ancient magical Hebrew artifact that can make you rich when the owner is caused physical pain. The opreview has the couple enduring assaults, car crashes and other assorted beat downs while the pot produces cash like the Federal Reserve. Eventually a team of Hasidic Jews (or what I am to believe are Hasidic Jews) are dispatched to retrieve the artifact as the couple are using it recklessly. I liked Juno Temple in Killer Joe last year but I'm not too sure about this one. It got a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
  • 6 Souls: This film was originally released internationally in 2010 under the name Shelter and by internationally I mean not in the U.S. So it sat on the shelves for 3 years before getting a U.S. release date and a new title. This is usually enough for me to steer clear of a film. It stars as a forensic psychologist who is treating a patient with multiple personalities, enter . Moore comes to find out that Meyer's personalities are in fat murder victims which sets her on a quest to find out the truth. Which as we know in this genre of film can lead to bad things.
  • The Company You Keep: returns to the directors chair to helm a film about a fledgling investigative reporter () trying to get a scoop on the events of a bank robbery gone wrong 30 years ago in which one of the suspects, , was finally arrested. Sarandon's arrest starts a chain of events that lead us to Redford an accomplice of the crime, an unexpected result of the robbery was the death of a cop, who's now a lawyer single father who's been living under a false identity for over 30 years. LaBeouf uses his skills to uncover his identity and try to find him, which of course turns into a big manhunt. Redford is a very good director with a keen eye for detail. I'm on record as not being a big LaBeouf fan but he does have talent and this looks like a really interesting film.
  •  Simon Killer: stars as Simon an American college student in Paris just looking to have a good time (translation: score French babes). He stumbles into a seedy club (what other kinds are there in Paris?) and meets up with the sultry Victoria (she's a prostitute and all French prostitutes are sultry. It's a per-requisite), played by . Simon falls for Victoria and the town hatch a blackmail scheme that gets them more than they bargained for, or did it? Director looks to put a lot of twists & turns together in this thriller (based on the trailers). I'm not sure how wide a release this will get but it might be worth checking out.
  • Evil Dead (2013): A remake of the 1981 cult classic directed by and starring . The film is directed by and Raimi is getting a producer's credit as the story gets a reboot with updated characters and modern story. Not sure what kind of role the Necronomicon plays but early indications are its still pretty creepy. Normally I would question why remake a film that got it right 30 years ago but I'm a closeted Evil Dead fan so I will make an effort to see this film. During the day of course.
  • Trance: directs this caper thriller with an all-star cast that consists of , and . Thankfully the trailer doesn't reveal much but it does pique your interest. McAvoy plays a fine art auctioneer who steals a Goya painting but a blow to the head causes a flare up of CRS disease (Can't Remember Shit). Cassel enlists the aid of hypnotist Dawson to attempt to unlock the location of the stolen goods. What we get is a trip through McAvoy's subconscious where things are a bit murky. Boyle is an excellent director who is probably up there in the "must see" category. I've got to find a way to see this film.


April 12th 

 

  • 42: Academy Award Winner directs this Jackie Robinson biopic. Spike Lee was rumored to try and brings Robinson's life to the big screen for years but could never get funding. stars as the iconic Robinson and plays Branch Rickey, the man who brought Robinson into Major League Baseball 1947 and breaking the color barrier. The film deals with the trials and tribulations of Robinson's first season as the only Black player in the MLB. Helgeland is a standout director, very capable of telling a phenomenal story. My only hesitation is the Robinson lead such a heroic life in those days that it would seem that his actions don't need to be "Hollywood-ized." Plus there seems to be a modern hip-hop soundtrack for the film which is understandable since there aren't that many moviegoers around who can identify with a 1940's type soundtrack. However, Robinson is such an amazing figure that it shouldn't matter about the soundtrack.
  • To The Wonder: The latest film from legendary director stars (fresh off his Oscar win for Argo), , and . Affleck is in Paris and falls for single mother Kurylenko. They have a whirlwind romance and Affleck has Kurylenko and her daughter move with him to Oklahoma where he's an environmental inspector (lets be honest, going from Paris to Oklahoma is not a good decision and I've had a lot of laughs in OKC). At first the relationship is great but after awhile things cool down. Affleck drifts towards former lover McAdams and Kurylenko meets ups with Bardem who's a priest in a local parish (wtf?). The trailer gives you nothing so what I just described is a combination of different synopsis. This being a Malick film I will see it but be advised...Malick is not for everyone and I suspect there will be plot points that will fly right over my head much like 2011's Tree of Life.
  • Disconnect: plays a concerned parent (in a rare non-sarcastic father figure role) in an ensemble cast about the dangers of internet. The ensemble cast includes the likes of , , and in this drama/thriller directed by . The different characters have their different stories and the internet is the device that ties everyone together. The trailer is very interesting and I will be keeping my eye out for this as I enjoy films where the unrelated characters are all tied together a la .
  • It's a Disaster: This film is set in suburbia during a couples brunch. brings new boyfriend, , to her friend's place for a couples brunch but oblivious to the guests, a dirty bomb was set-off and impending doom is on its way. A black comedy where the guest will air their grievances with each other in a "we're all gonna die anyway so what does it matter" attitude. The trailer gives you pieces of scenes that appear humorous but they could've cut it that way. David Cross is funny as the "fish out of water" new boyfriend put in an unthinkable situation. Writer/director , has several screenwriting credits and has directed 3 feature films but most are titles that I've never heard of. Very independent film so it may not get a wide release or even a lengthy one. If you want to see this film then you may have to hunt for it.
  • Into the White: A WWII period piece that stars Harry Potter sidekick . Shotdown over a Norwegian wilderness the crew members from a downed German bomber and an RAF aircraft meet up at a cabin under brutal winter conditions. Supplies are low and the crews try to survive despite the fact the their countries are at war. Lots of "cabin fever" type suspense while the German crew tries to treat the Brits as POWs since they have the numbers and the gun.
  • Which Way Is the Front Line from Here? The Life and Times of Tim Hetherington: This film is a documentary about the work of photojournalist/director Tim Hetherington. Hetherington spent most of his career in hot spots like Sierra Leone, Libya and the Korangal Valley or places most people would avoid like the plague. I mention this film because Hetherington and Sebastian Junger brought us the 2010 documentary Restrepo. Hetherington was killed by mortar fire in Libya about 6 months after the release of Restrepo. It would be worth watching to see the story of someone who fearlessly looked to bring the lives of those living/working in conditions most of us couldn't imagine.


April 19th


  • Scary Movie V: Just when you thought they milked every last cent out of this franchise, out comes another installment. I gave the 1st two films my time but they turn out the same tired jokes much like they turn out the same tired films that this franchise has spoofed for well over a decade. The spoof films no longer do it for me. Despite the fact that Charlie Sheen takes a shot to his nether region. Lindsey Lohan managed to film her scene with Sheen in between her court appearances and there's even a Honey Boo Boo reference. Complete dreck.
  • Oblivion: There was a time when I felt pretty good about Earth's chances with Tom Cruise was the hero. Now...not so much. directs a solid cast in this sc-fi thriller that takes place on Earth after an alien invasion forces an evacuation of the planet. Cruise is part drone repair team, his dispatcher is , that keeps the scanning/attack drones working. However Tom is the nostalgic type with a curiosity streak. There isn't supposed to be human life on Earth but he runs into a group of underground dwellers led by . Freeman convinces Cruise that there are people still on Earth and that his corporate masters have been lying to him. Forcing Cruise to choose which side to fight for. The beautiful shows up as a survivor in a life pod who naturally has a past with Cruise. This is Kosinki's first major feature, my faith in Cruise has been on the wane for some time and after Jack Reacher, I'm inclined to let this one slip through the cracks.
  • jOBS: Is Ashton Kutcher really talented? Most of the characters he's played have all been some variation of Kelso from That 70's Show. Kutcher and Apple Co-founders Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in this biopic about the iconic Apple founder. The film traces Jobs' early career from guy with a dream to corporate overlord. This is director 3rd feature film and I've never heard of the other two. This could be a really good film but if I'm going to see it I want to see some buzz first. The release is a few weeks away and I haven't seen a whole lot of trailers for it. The trailer on Rotten Tomatoes is just a a clip from 1 scene. Perhaps there's something I missed about the film but I'm not holding my breath regardless of when it comes out.
  • The Lords of Salem: The producers of Insidious and Paranormal Activity team up with writer/director to bring a tale of weird, creepy evil. Zombie's wife , plays a DJ in Salem, MA who becomes the object of an evil cabal that look to set her up as a sacrifice to the dark lord himself but first they're amp up the insanity in her life. Fans of Zombie's films will probably dig this but I really haven't been into his films since The Devil's Rejects. It's Zombie so much as I just think I'm not into the genre. Who knows I may end up seeing it though.
  • Love Sick Love: I couldn't find a trailer for this film in the usual spots but I've read it that it's a about two good looking serial daters who get together and it doesn't quite go they way one of them wants it. Dori, played by , gets together with Norman, played by and takes him to a secluded cabin in order to experience all of the holidays in 1 horror filled weekend. Could be sick & twisted or just stupid. I will try to reserve judgement until I see a trailer.

April 26th


  • The Big Wedding: An ensemble cast too numerous to mention in a comedy that has a little Something's Got To Give and The Bird Cage. Bobby DeNiro plays the patriarch who's sleeping with Susan Sarandon the former best friend of his ex-wife, Diane Keaton. They're all gathered together for their adopted son's wedding. The adopted son () was given up by his Colombian mother but now she's coming back for the wedding and she's real religious. That means DeNiro & Keaton have to pretend they're married. Throw in Katherine Heigl and Topher Grace as siblings, Robin Williams as the priest and the laughs just spill forth. Sorry but I'm not buying it. The trailer possessed very little in originality. I will avoid this title.
  • Pain & Gain: directs this comedic heist film starring as an ex-con and as the "mastermind" of a kidnapping of a local gangster played by . Johnson & Wahlberg are 2 weightlifters whose caper goes awry leading to the death of their victim. The premise of the film seems interesting and its a solid cast but it will boil down to whether or not you like Michael Bay. I'm on the fence about this one.
  • Mud: In his 4th feature, writer/director , tells the story of Mud (), a down on his luck guy living in an abandon boat that's in a tree (left there from Katrina maybe?). He's there for a reason and befriends 2 boys ( & ) who think he's a cool, far out dude. Let's just say that the boys are in for a letdown when they find out their hero is wanted for murder. Rounding out a very solid cast is , and . The trailer is really interesting and McConaghey dropped a lot of weight to get Mud's look. I will try to see this film as I think McConaghey is very talented but seems to do cruddy films a lot. Though I can't help but sense that Mud is how Wooderson would turn out if things went bad for him.
  • At Any Price: Normally a director of documentaries, , oversees a strong cast in this father/son drama. plays the father, a farmer who buys up other farms or something to that effect and he's got a lot of land. plays the son who Quaid wants to pass on the farming heritage to. Efron being probably the best looking dude in the county wants nothing to do with the family trade and wants to race cars! It turns out that Quaid isn't so squeaky clean and Efron seems to be throwing stuff around during the trailer's emotional scenes in an effort to show how deep he is. It does look like Efron comes back to help his old man when things get tough but I suspect most people can see that coming. Not for me.
  • The Reluctant Fundamentalist: directs an international thriller that sees , an Ivy League educated Pakistani, caught between his heritage and the country that made him a rich man (he's a financial genius). Then 9/11 happens and things begin to change as he gets "profiled" as a terrorist. The film boast a solid cast that includes , and (I still hold out hope for her as she has talent but wastes it on stupid rom-coms). Nair has got an impressive resume as a very good director and solid storyteller. This could be worth watching.
  • The Numbers Station: and star in a spy thriller about a broadcast code that sends secret agents on their mission. Cusack is the Jason Bourne type and he's sent to protect Akerman. Suffice to say things go wrong and the two are sent on the run avoiding assassination. The trailer for this is pretty cool but there's a lot of elements from 2012's Safehouse. This could be hit or miss perhaps even direct to DVD.



03 March, 2013

2012 Film rankings

Now that the Oscars are over, I have closed the booked on 2012 films. I managed to see 36 titles and quite frankly I feel that there was a much better quality in 2012 than in past years. So far so good, I'm in line with my quality over quantity theory. In 2012 I managed to stay away from a lot of bad films but I unfortunately still managed to catch a few, mostly because I had time to kill and the title may have seemed like a good idea or something like that. Here's the list:

Bad Films - not much endearing about this group. Usually there's nothing original and either not that fun if it's a comedy or not that exiting for an action film or just plain stupid.

36. Lockout
35. Casa Di Mi Padre
34. Chernobyl Diaries
33. Jack Reacher
32. Expendables 2
31. MiB3
30. Hunger Games

Films that aren't bad but weren't that good either - more lack of originality or too predictable to be a good film but it had some entertaining moments.

29. Seeking a Friend for the End of the Universe
28. Five Year Engagement - There some moments where Segel saves this from being a bad film.
27. Savages - Without Benicio Del Toro, this film probably falls into the bad film category.
26. Killing The Softly - The pre-release hype was just too big to overcome. It had its moments though.
25. Ted - Funny moments for sure but how about having it not be like a long episode of Family Guy.

Good Films - titles that were entertaining that had enough of a good story and good acting to keep it a rung higher but not enough to get it over the hump. Films I  would recommend to most people.

24. Cabin in the Woods - much like the Scream series it was a good film that poked fun at the genre.
23. Raid: Redemption
22. Safety Not Guaranteed
21. Dredd
20. Prometheus - the expectations were high because it was an Alien prequel. This could've been a really good science fiction film but I think the Alien (it probably wasn't complete enough) connection hurt it.
19. Killer Joe - Good to see McConaughey is a villain.
18. Looper
17. Silver Linings Playbook - as a film, it's not that great. It's a good film with standout performances but it's just a good film.

Really Good films - films that fall just a bit short of excellence for whatever reason but I would recommend to just about everyone.

16. The Amazing Spider-Man, in another year this could've been excellent but when you compare it to The Dark Knight Rises, it's no contest. I am looking forward to the next installments.
15. The Hobbitt - the next installments should be better not that this was bad by any standards.
14. End of Watch - which lead character dying was too predictable for me and that kept it out of the excellent category.
13. Lawless - replace Shia LeBeouf and perhaps this is an excellent film. He's talented but I find him annoying. Jessica Chastain is approaching what I refer to as "goddess" level.
12. Flight - Denzel, enough said. If Daniel Day-Lewis isn't in a film then Denzel wins Best Actor.
11. The Impossible - I thought this was a better film that Silver Linings Playbook with equally outstanding performances.

Excellent Films

10. The Avengers - I won't apologize for the greatness of the superhero films that came out this year.
9. Django Unchained
8. Life of Pi - there's a reason why Ang Lee got the Best Director Oscar.
7. Zero Dark Thirty
6. Headhunters - excellent Scandinavian film. It's the only foreign film I saw this year but man it was pulse pounding. If you don't like foreign films, get over it and see this film.
5. Moonrise Kingdom - Wes Anderson is a must see director.
4. Skyfall - best Bond film to date. End of discussion.
3. Argo
2. Lincoln
1. The Dark Knight Rises - honestly, this film was flawless! The revelation about Marion Cotillard's character threw me for such a loop that I wept because it so awesome. Nolan is a must see director! I can talk about this film for hours. It should have gotten a nomination for Best Picture or at least a screenplay nomination because the story was that awesome. Lincoln & Argo had history on their side. I can watch this film over & over again.


24 February, 2013

DJ B-Clear's March Movie Preview

With March we will probably start to see the quality of films get a little better before we get into the Summer Blockbuster season. Here we go...

March 1st

  • 21 And Over: A standard coming of age formula involving binge drinking, pretty co-eds, witty police and group of pals. This looks like The Hangover for college kids. It's square-john Jeff Chang's 21st birthday and his pals want to take him out for a good time. Jeff over indulges in the booze but his friends manage to get him from party to party in a passed out state (kind of like Weekend at Bernie's without the death) and of course hi-jinx ensue. The thing is, straight-laced Jeff's no nonsense father is coming to town and the friends try to get him back in one piece. Lots of booze related humor, crudeness, dick & fart jokes. When the DVD gets released, count on there being an "uncut" version with more inappropriate scenes.
  • Jack the Giant Slayer: A new version of the old fairy tale that's heavy on the CGI, is directed by . Jack (), climbs the beanstalk and finds much more than anyone bargains for as there is a war between the giants and other non-giant inhabitants. A solid cast that includes , and . Jack is course enlisted to aid in the war and save the princess () from the giants. The trailer looks real cool and Singer has a track record of making exciting films so this could be worth checking out.
  • The Last Exorcism Part II: Another supernatural horror film so be advised! Since there is always a glut of these types of films they all vary. Some are really good, some are watchable, most are disappointing but they all seem to be working on the same formula. I never saw The Last Exorcism when it came out in 2010 but that dealt with the old "found footage" theory a la Paranormal Activity. returns as Nell and surviving the 1st "last exorcism," she's trying to get her life in order and start a new life. However the forces from the the original exorcism seem to have different ideas. The trailer doesn't give you a whole lot but expect a lot of creepy things and to have Nell go through some unimaginable ordeals...again.
  • Stoker: Directed by , the man that gave us the Vengeance Trilogy, is all I needed to know about this film to want to see it (I'm a HUGE fan of Oldboy). plays India Stoker and plays her mother Evelyn Stoker. Evelyn does not the best relationship with India after the untimely death of Mr. Stoker. Enter Uncle Charlie Stoker (), an uncle that India wasn't aware of who seems to have a weird relationship with Evelyn. As time goes by it appears that Charlie and India are drawn to each other and strange things happen. The trailer is well done where it gives you a glimpse of creepy/bad things going on but you're not quite sure what's happening. Based on solely on the director, I am seeing this film.
  • The Sweeney: Originally a British 70's police drama, it gets a modern update directed by . The Sweeney is an elite police squad led by . The squad basically goes after major cases and organized crime. The squad gets results but only if you don't mind getting results by denying criminals their rights. There's also the obligatory scene where the police bureaucrats dislike the way Winstone goes about collaring criminals (by matching their brutality) and threaten the existence of the team. The British do a really good job of telling a gritty crime drama unlike their American counterparts who feel that a gritty crime drama is about a high body count and a lot of bullets. If this film is playing in my area I will make an effort to see it.
  • Phantom: With an all-star cast of talent that includes , and about a Russian submarine. This was film in 2011 but it's not getting released until now and that usually means bad news. The trailer looks like a combination of Crimson Tide & The Hunt for Red October. Allegedly based on true events it stars a bunch of Americans as Russian sailors so there's a big problem there (much like K-19: The Widowmaker). This looks a lot like a direct to DVD title but who knows. Phantom refers to some sort of secret gadget attached to the sub so the title is worked into the dialogue.
  • Welcome To Pine Hill: This art house film is written & directed by . It tells the tale of Abu () a reformed drug dealer that's turned his life around only to be struck by some life altering news and how he must cope with this earth shattering new situation. The trailer doesn't give you a whole lot and it seems to blend the lines of drama & documentary (I stole that so please don't think I'm clever enough to come up with that). This film won some awards at multiple film festivals and it might be worth seeing if you can find it.
Other films opening this weekend include Molly's Theory Of Relativity, about a 28 y/o female astronomer who loses her job and hatches a plan to move to Norway, easily the most spontaneous thing she's ever done. Art house fare. The End of Love is about a struggling actor who's forced to grow up when the mother of his young son passes away.
War Witch is written & directed by , it's about a 14 y/o girl kidnapped from her African village and she tells her life story to her unborn child. It's getting it's US release this week and it was up for a Foreign Language Oscar at this years Academy Awards. Set in 1960s London in the heat of the Cold War Ginger & Rosa, stars and in a coming of age film. The Unspeakable Act tells the story of Jackie, a 17 y/o girl who's brother is leaving for college. The issue here is that Jackie has the hots for her brother.

March 8th

  • Oz: The Great and Powerful: Directed by and starring , and , Oz deals with the back story to The Wizard of Oz. Excellent director, excellent cast and a cool looking trailer have me hooked.
  • Dead Man Down: directs his first US feature, a revenge thriller that has the lovely enlisting the aid of to take vengeance on crime boss . The trailer features a lot of bullets and blood. The characters of the film are not nice people so you may end up rooting for the least evil of the cast. The trailer does look interesting and I am interested in seeing this film so I will most likely take a chance on it.
  • Emperor: plays the iconic Douglas MacArthur in tale of post war occupation of Japan. MacArthur and his staff are tasked with what to do with Emperor Hirohito, who's revered as a god to the Japanese people. Do they put him on trial for war crimes or what? Not an easy decision. During the course of the occupation it was the Japanese people that started to revere MacArthur. This has the makings of a sweeping epic but it's tough to be an epic when it clocks in at 98 minutes. The trailer looks interesting but Webber does not have a big enough body of work to pull it off so he has his work ahead of him.
  • The ABCs of Death: Released on VOD & iTunes earlier this year this anthology horror film has 26 different shorts directed by 26 different directors. More info on the stories, which are alphabetical, can be found here..
  • Greedy Lying Bastards: This documentary written & directed by is about what Rosebough calls, "climate change denial campaign" waged by the fossil fuel industry and its front groups. If you're into corporate conspiracy films like I am then this should be interesting. Personally, I believe that the large banking conglomerates and their counterparts care only about profit at the expense of the human race. 

Electrick Children stars in a film about a teenage Mormon girl who gets pregnant and believes its some sort of "immaculate conception" despite what her straight-laced parents think. A coming of age film.  Taking place on the last day of school, Bronx high schoolers contemplate their lives, relationship & future in The We and the I.

March 15th

  • The Incredible Burt Wonderstone: stars in the title role as a magician with a failing act thanks to the antics of Chris Angel/David Blaine type played by . Carell and his partner , try to match wits with Carrey but it all backfires on him. So he enlists the aid of and his child hero, played by (who seems to be in everything these days). Director is known more for his work directing episodes of television shows but it's got a strong cast who know what they're doing in a comedy. The trailer has some laughs so it could be fun.
  • The Call: plays a worker at a 911 call center who gets the nightmare call of a young girl being stalked in her own home by an intruder who has torture & murder on his mind. Halle loses the connection (this is all from the trailer so there's no spolier here) and alerts the intruder to the girl's whereabouts and she feels responsible for her death. Fast forward to present day and gets kidnapped and she manages to call 911 from the trunk of the car. Berry gets the call and she recognizes the killers voice and she's bound to get this killer and make sure that Breslin lives. This looks to be a standard thriller that doesn't look like it's breaking new ground in the genre.
  • Upside Down: This sci-fi romantic film is directed by and it deals with 2 star-crossed lovers Adam and Eve (played by & ) kept apart by class and of course a crazy gravitational situation between their planets (hence the name of the film). Forget the science but Sturgess has to go through a lot to be with Dunst (let's be honest, what guy wouldn't) as he's chased by people bent on keeping him out of their society. I can't see this film being on a wide release but it may be worth seeing as there are aspects that look really cool.
  • Spring Breakers: I'd rather not spend too much time on this but I saw this trailer a few weeks ago and cringed when I saw it. The short of it is that a group of hot, nubile co-eds (the likes of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and a few others not worth mentioning) decide to fund their spring break by knocking over a store or something in bikinis. While partying on the beach they're arrested for the score and are bailed out by . Franco, who's a Kevin Federline type with Flava Flav silver tooth inserts, recruits the girls into a life of taking down scores. If you're under 25 and dig hot girls in bikinis wielding firearms then this could be the film for you. I won't be seeing this in case you weren't sure.

My Amityville Horror deals with George Lutz speaking out about the ordeals his family went through when they purchased the Dutch colonial house in Amityville, NY. It was the DeFeo murders that led to all the problems of the The Amityville Horror. Reincarnated
deals with Snoop Dog's journey to Jamaica a few years back. is a record producer that finds himself trapped in a strange world after a drug induced black-out. The world is run by society's rejects and he can't get out in K-11.

March 22nd

  • The Croods: Dreamworks newest animated release that sees a cromagnion family trying to make it through a changing world. They meet up with Guy (who's the next step in the human evolutionary chain) who's genius that holds the key to fire and the belt. Features the voice talents of Nic Cage, Ryan Reynolds, Cloris Leachman & Emma Stone.
  • Admission: Straight laced  plays a Princeton admissions officer who visits an old classmate, , at the unconventional high school that he runs. He gets to rekindle her not so uptight side and she learns that there's more to life than to trying to find the next great Ivy League graduate. I think Tina Fey is great but I can not deal with her for more than a few minutes at a time. She's pretty much been playing the same character in her last few films.
  • Olympus Has Fallen: Think Diehard meets The Kidnapping of the President. Terrorists take control of the White House and hold the President (Aaron Eckhart) hostage. Rescue efforts fail on epic proportions (almost too epic as the terrorists use surface to air missiles to repel air attacks leading me to wonder, "how did they get stuff into DC with no one noticing this?") Enter Gerard Butler a disgraced Secret Service agent who got stuck in the White House when the attack came. As it turns out he's the only man can save the day (here's where Diehard comes into play). He then systematically goes through the terrorists, racking up a body count and saving the President. He probably gets his job back at the end too.
  • The Sapphires: Set in Australia in 1968, it's a story about a group of Aboriginal teenage girls who form a girl group and ending up going to Viet Nam to entertain the troops. The trailer has a lot of scenes with the girls learning their moves and the down on his luck manager that gets them to realize their potential.

Minnie Driver stars in Hunky Dory, a musical about the summer of 1976 London. From the gang that gave us Billy Elliot. The premise of InAPPropriate Comedy is a tablet with all the offensive apps has made it into the USA and the hilarity that ensues when that happens. All you need to know to stay away from this is that it has Lindsey Lohan and Rob Schneider in it. Eden deals with the kidnapping of a teenage girl from a New Mexico and sent into the sex trade in Las Vegas against her will. Difficult subject matter here.

March 29th

  • G.I. Joe: Retaliation: Originally slate for a Summer 2012 opening the release was delayed by Paramount in order to add the 3-D effects. There was a lot of advertising during the 2012 Super Bowl and there was a "warehouse full of merchandise." There were also reshoots and script changes involving Channing Tatum's character. This usually spells doom for a film much less a potential franchise. Considering the first installment in 2009 wasn't any good and they took a Summer film candidate and released it in the Spring is another bad sign.  It appears that Cobra is running America and has declared the Joe's outlaws and they have to clear their names and destroy the bad guys in the process. I saw the first installment and I won't be participating in the 2nd installment.
  • The Place Beyond The Pines: Directed by , this film deals with 2 guys trying to do the right thing. Gosling is a motorcycle stunt rider turned bank robber to
    provide for his son (that he just met) and wife (Rosario Dawson). Bradley Cooper is an ambitious young cop who gets put into a bad spot about taking money (hello Serpico reference!). The paths for the two are destined to cross as Gossling tries to up the bank robbing up a notch and Cooper is driven to take him down. This film is getting a lot of solid buzz and is probably worth checking out. I liked Gosling in Drive and The Ides of March. Both Cooper & Gosling are capable of excellent performances.
  • The Host: Stephenie Meyer's post Twilight novel about an alien race that inhabits the bodies of earthlings in an effort to take over and allow their species to survive. Similar to Twilight, young love takes the center stage as actual human beings are scarce. This looks a lot like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, with a little twenty something (always the 2 best looking people in the room) love thrown in the mix. From what I've seen in the trailer there is absolutely nothing original in this film.
  • Temptation: Is latest release about a marriage counselor who gets in a bad affair (as opposed to a good one) with an obsessive lover. It's got an all-star cast but I get worried that Perry is over-saturating the market but his material is usually pretty good and he's the only Black filmmaker that gets his material consistently out to a mass market.His career's doing fine without my meddling.
  • Mental: Jerry Zucker's latest production that was released in Australia last fall and gets it's US debut. It's set in a fictional Australian town called Dolphin. It's about the Moochmore family and their dysfunctions, which by the way are many. The manage to get Toni Collete, a hitchhiker picked up by the husband Anthony LaPaglia, to help out as a nanny and hi-jinx ensue. LaPaglia is a local politician with 5 daughters who cheats on his wife. After he commits his wife the task of taking care of 5 daughters is a little too daunting and in comes Collete.
Room 237 is a documentary about the imagery and hidden meanings behind  Stanley Kubrick's vision of Stephen King's The Shining. Family Weekend is about a teenage girl who takes her parents hostage after the blow off her big jump roping competition.

That bout wraps it up for March. There will also be a lot of foreign films and other documentary films coming out this month other than what I mentioned.As always, thanks for your time.


20 January, 2013

2013 Films

The list of 2013 films that I have seen this year. I try to shoot for 36-50 films for the year, which usually spills into the following year due to the Oscar type films that only get released in LA or NYC for week then go wide release the following year. I have been moving to see more quality films, sometimes it works out and sometimes not so much.

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Since we are now is 2014, I will give myself through the end of February to see 2013 releases. We're in the awards time of the year so previously limited release material will get a wider release in hopes of Oscar recognition. I hope to get my film rankings in order for posting prior to the Oscars on March 2nd. *********************************************************************************

52. A Hijacking, February 17th on Netflix: This Danish film written and directed by  saw a limited US release several months before Captain Phillips. While Captain Phillips deals with the rescue of Tom Hanks, Lindholm's film deals with the grueling occupation of the Rozen, a Danish freighter, by pirates (it never really mentions where the pirates are from) in their attempt to gain a ransom. Over the course of  4 months the pirates negotiate with CEO of the shipping company and the stress is crushing everyone, especially the crew (who is embodied by the cook, since he's the liaison between the pirates and the corporation), their families and even the pirates. Excellent performances from  (the cook) and  (the CEO). Lindholm did a very nice job showing the tension on board the ship (some scenes reminded me of Das Boot), in the negotiations and when the CEO spoke with the families of the crew. He also didn't portray the CEO and coporation as outright bags f douche like an American film would, Malling even throws in his own money to end the ordeal. I thought Captain Phillips was a really good film but this film was better, not by much but better, so see it if the chance arises.

51. The Wolf of Wall Street, February 15th in Chicago: The latest from legendary director  is a biographical dark comedy about Jordan Belfort. I say its a dark comedy because that's what the films wikipedia page calls it and after a little while I realized that it has to be that because the scenes of excess (drugs & sex) are really over the top. DiCaprio plays the title role of a bright eyed young stock broker that gets his first job on Wall Street with a big brokerage firm. Belfort isn't there long before Black Monday strikes and he's out of a job. He slowly works his way back into money by selling penny stocks in a Boiler Room type firm (it's a little shady). As time progresses Belfort's firm gets bigger & bigger, the debauchery multiplies exponentially, Belfort's drug use increases, he gets a "trophy wife" and the deals get shadier and shadier (prompting the attention of the FBI). Eventually, Belfort's addictions to sex, drugs & money get the best of him and everything crumbles. He loses everything and does a 3 year bid in a minimum security federal prison in Nevada. DiCaprio gives his usual great performance and Jonah gives a standout performance as Belfort's strange but loyal confidant Donnie Azoff. In fact all of the performances were solid but I expect that from a Scorsese film. This is a good not great Scorses film. He borrows a lot from similar films like Boiler Room, Goodfellas, CasinoGlengarry Glen Ross, Bachelor Party (the drugs & sex) and of course Wall Street. The film clocks in at exactly 3 hours but it moves at a a very fast pace. This is far from Scorsese's best work but its a good film and worth seeing.

50. Inside Llewyn Davis, January 18th in Chicago: The latest from the Coen Brothers is a film about a week in the life of a struggling folk singer in NYC in 1961. Llewyn (Oscar Isaac) is trying to make it big in the folk scene of 1961's Greenwich Village. He was a member of a duo but his partner killed himself. He has an agent (who he;s not getting money out of), a record that isn't selling, no means of income (other than passing the hat at The Gaslight where he occasionally performs), no change of clothes and lives off the charity of others because he has no home. After getting a paying gig at a studio session for "Jim" (Justin Timberlake in a strong performance), Llewyn decides to go to Chicago to try and get a gig performing at a legendary folk venue but it ends in failure, sending Llewyn back to NYC. Llewyn also has a problem with unprotected sex. He gets Jim's wife Jean (Carey Mulligan) pregnant (swell guy sleeping with his friend's wife), arranges an abortion and finds out that the last girl he sent to the doctor never had the procedure and went back to Akron to raise the child. Upon returning to NYC he decides to give up being a folk singer and go back to being a merchant marine but he even f*cks that up. Llewyn lives a sad existence but he's such a jerk that it's hard to like him. I liked this film a lot. Solid performances all around (John Goodman has a cameo as a smack addict jazz musician), excellent dialogue and great soundtrack. If the Coen Brothers come out with something, I'm going to see it no questions asked. Apparently the film is loosely based on the life of Dave Van Ronk. If you're a fan of the Coen Brothers, don't miss this film.

49. The Iceman, January 10th in Chicago: A film based on the real life exploits of Mafia hit man, Richard Kuklinski. I watched this as a Netflix rental because it wasn't around long enough (or I was never around) for me to see it. Michael Shannon plays the title role and does a complete 180 from his turn as General Zod from the much higher profile Man of Steel. The film tells the origin of Mr. Kuklinski from his days as a sound editor for porno films to stone cold killer (both jobs are mafia related so it was a promotion I guess). Despite having little emotions he courts Winona Ryder (has anyone fallen into obscurity as quickly as her? I mean she was everyone's dream girl in the 90's, she dated everyone, and now she's a punchline. At least she still gets work), marries her, raises a family and manages to keep it all a secret for 18 years. Ryder's big moment happens when the FBI, NJ State & local police show up at their home in force to arrest him and she's dumbfounded by the events taking place. Make no mistake, this is a solid effort from director  who also has a screenwriting credit) and several good performances including Chris Evans and Ray Liotta (going against type as, wait for it...a mobster!). If you dig gritty, mob-related dramas then this film is worth checking out. It may not be as good as a film like Narc, but it's a good film.

48.  Lone Survivor, January 10th in Chicago: Based on the life of Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell, who went out on a 4 man mission and was the only 1 to make it back (barely) from a mission in Afghanistan that didn't go according to plan. Similar to Black Hawk Down (except on a much smaler scale), a 4 man team goes to a remote region to capture/kill a Taliban leader (Operation Red Wings). The mission gets compromised and the group decides to call it off. Then things go bad. Now, I never read the book and there are always moments when a based on a true story film gets Hollywood-ized, regardless of how many times the director and cast say they're going for realism (which I think they did a great job of). If you want to read about the historical inaccuracies, then check out the film's wikipedia page, I am not looking to refute the facts from the safety of my home. Director Peter Berg did a very nice job telling the story and putting the viewer in with the recon team. Wahlberg plays Lutrell. Ben Foster, Emile Hirsch and Taylor Kitsch (portrays LT Michael P. "Murph" Murphy, who was recommeded for a posthumous Medal of Honor) round out the rest of the team. The roles were physically demanding and a special shout goes out to the actors and the stunt team who had to recreate the physical pounding these soldiers took. This was a really solid film the was well done in all facets.  This film is worth a viewing, it may not be as great as The Hurt Locker but its a solid film.

47. American Hustle, December 30th in San Antonio: This film has gotten a lot of good good reviews overall but there are some really negative criticisms as well. Christian Bale and Amy Adams play a pair of small time con artists who are pinched by Bradley Cooper  of the FBI. In order to avoid a federal jail sentance, Adams & Bale work for Cooper to help him put larger con artists away. That leads us to ABSCAM. Director David O. Russell plays fast & loose with the facts around ABSCAM but he makes up for it with a lot of gratuitous shots of Amy Adam's cleavage and side boob (from every imaginable angle too). I won't go as far as saying the plot was predictable but the road is pretty much laid out for you (much like the soundtrack). Cooper's FBI agent gets obsessed with his operation to the point where he's in it for the glory. Bale wants to keep things simple but things just get beyond his control. Adams and Jennifer Lawrence vamp it up as Bale's wife and mistress who despise each other. Bale, Cooper & Renner all sport 70s hairdos so ridiculous that it almost takes away from the film. Renner plays the mayor of Camden who's just trying to bring jobs to his state through the revitalization of Atlantic City now that gambling has been legalized. So he gets his hands a little dirty but it's all for a good cause. The ending was kind of predictable but certain details were unexpected. TO be honest, I checked my watch several times. If you are going to make a Martin Scorsese film, then hire Scorsese not David O. Russell. That was my problem with the film and much like The Counselor, I expect more from a good director and an all-star cast. It's an overrated film.

46. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, December 29th in San Antonio: The 2nd installment of the Tolkien's novel. The ring starts to have an effect on Bilbo, Gandalf bites off a little more than he can chew, the group gets hounded by a group of determined orcs and it ends with the company battling out with the fiery Smaug in the lonely mountain (sounds vaguely familiar doesn't it?). This installment was better than the 1st but it was really hard to detach the images of the LOTR trilogy. Leglas appears for the 1st time and the big kicker is who the villain is revealed to be (although I doubt it's that big of a surprise since we all know the inevitable conclusion). This is one of those films that's good but if you're still burnt out on Middle Earth from the previous trilogy then this film may not be all that interesting an option. I haven't read the book since the administration of Ronald Reagan so I am unable to pick apart the film on that basis.

45. Hammer of the Gods, December 23rd in Chicago: Another Netflix rental (my queue was huge and I had to plow through it) and I had mentioned this title in my May Preview blog. Norse king Bagsceg invaded England but was mortally wounded in battle. In order to save the invasion and keep his kingdom from falling apart, he calls on his son Steinar to locate his older brother, Hakan the Ferocious (who was banished). Steinar sets off on the journey to find his brother but along the way his small group slowly gets killed off. He finally locates his brother who is hanging out with his estranged mother. It turns out that Hakan is a bit of a lunatic but he agrees to go with Steinar on the condition they fight to the death. Winner gets to become king. This film is gritty, dirty and bloody. The problem I have was that for a 98 minute film, it moves slowly in parts. The group of pals that Steinar has are stereotypes; the crazy guy, the guy who's very skilled at killing and so on. Not a bad film but you're not missing anything great.

44. A Band Called Death, December 23rd in Chicago: I saw this on Netflix but it was released on 6/28/13 so, it counts. The Hackney Brothers (David, Dennis & Bobby) from Detroit form a punk band in the early 70's, pre-dating the punk movement of 1976 and beyond. Oh yeah, the thing about the Hackney Brothers is that they're African-American. Which was weird for the time to say the least. The film tells about how they started and how David (the creative force behind the band) came up with the name. "Death" probably cost them a chance at a record deal bit David was sticking to his guns (he felt Death was the "ultimate trip'). They were unable to get a deal and eventually the brothers found themselves in Vermont. David would move back to Detroit but Dennis and Bobby would settle down there and form a christian/reggae band. David would eventually die of cancer. David left the master tapes with his brothers with the message, "someone will come looking for these."Their music started to come to light when their demo 45 was sold on eBay for $800. Eventually, Bobby & Dennis' teenage sons got wind of it and things spread from there. Death went back out on tour and may even record new material. The songs that they did record are really good and if you can get a copy of For the Wordl to See I encourage you to do so. If you're into music, this is a really good film.

43. The Counselor, November 21st in Orlando, FL: You would think that a film directed by Ridley Scott and starring Michael Fassbender, Javier Bardem, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz and written by Cormac McCarthy would be pretty awesome right? Not so much here. I don't think it was as bad as Rotten Tomatoes (35%) but it was average. With all the talent involved with this film it shouldn't be average.

42. Captain Philips, November 15th in Chicago: Tam Hanks plays the title role in the film based on the real Captain Phillips' book, A Captain's Duty: Somali Pirates, Navy SEALs and Dangerous Days at Sea. Phillips' ship, the Maersk Alabama, is hijacked by Somali pirates but the crew is able to turn the tables on the hijackers. Phillips works out a deal to get the pirates off the boat since they're not going to take it but they do manage to take Phillips as a hostage aboard the life boat. Soon the Navy is called in to negotiate a settlement but if one isn't reached soon, then the SEALs are taking over, which they do (I know this is a film but they guys who play the SEALs are some of the most serious dudes I've seen). The tension builds as the pirates and Phillips have been stuck in the tiny life boat for a long time. Finally the SEALs hold the pirate leader on board the ship and eventually the remaining 3 pirates are picked off by snipers. Phillips is saved. There's a lesson here that one of the reason for the existance of the Somali pirates is that they have no choice. I don't know how true this is but it doesn't just make the pirates straight up villains like Hans Gruber. Director Paul Greegrass does a nice job with the story, the pacing and the tension. He really ratchets it up well. Solid performances all around as expected with Hanks in the cast. Really good film. Greengrass has done several good films and his work deserves a look.

41. 12 Years a Slave, November 9th in Chicago: Directed by  this film tells the story of Solomon Northup. A free black man with a wife, 2 kids and makes a living as a carpenter who sometimes plays the violin for a couple of extra bucks. Solomon (played brilliantly by Chiwetel Ejiofor) is hired by 2 shady dudes who offer him a lucrative gig in a traveling show. After getting him drunk, they sell Solomon to slave traders (not exactly illegal in the 1840s). Yeah, that happened back then and I doubt the practice was discouraged. Solomon ends up as the property of Mr. Ford (play by Benedcit Cumberbatch) who is a good master as masters go but one of Ford's hired hands (Paul Dano) takes a disliking to Solomon and goes so far as to hang him. Ford saves Solomon's life but sells him to Epps (Michael Fassbender). Epps is a terrible human being, with no redeeming qualities at all. He continually rapes his best cotton picker, who earns that wrath of Mrs. Epps. Not a pretty picture. Eventually Solomon meets up with Brad Pitt's character, a Canadian carpenter who abhors slavery. It's Pitt who eventually gets Solomon rescued. Magnificently directed by McQueen with excellent performances all around. To me the standout performance was Fassbender. His performance as a slave owner wasn't as over the top as Leo DiCaprio in Django Unchained (Leo was really slimey and I was glad Wentz shot him) but he made the character despicable. The film is very true to Northup's memoirs that were published in 1853. Excellent film that is worth seeing. Heavy drama so be advised.

40. Thor: Dark World, November 8th in Chicago: The next film from Marvel Studios after last years blockbuster The Avengers. The first film was really good. They did a nice job with the story, solid acting and great SFX. The same cast is back but there's a new evil lurking about now that Loki is in an Asgardian prison. Suffice to say this long dormant evil has returned and it's former keepers attack Asgard, leave it in ruin and kill Frigga (Thor & Loki's mom) in order to retrieve. Guess who has this evil inside them? If you guessed Thor's Earthly love Jane Foster, then you'd be right. So Thor comes up with a plan (Thor is known more for his biceps than his brains) to save Jane, destroy the Aether and save the universe (the 9 worlds are coming into alignment and the evil elves who want the Aether are bent on destroying the universe. Why? Because they're evil that's why). In order to do so he needs the help of Loki,  defy his father's (the King of Asgard) orders and be named a traitor. His plan doesn't work and the evil elves get the Aether (Jane lives though! Yay!). The evles take their army to Earth and begin to lay waste to London (NYC was still in ruins so London was the next logical place). THis time in order to defeat the elves, the good guys use science (Thor's hammer is also a big help). To shorten the story, good guys win. This film wasn't bad but it wasn't as good as the first (much like Iron Man 2). The SFX were solid but everything was obviously formulaic. Plus, who the f*ck were the villains? The Dark Elves? I used to collect Thor comics during Walt Simonson's run and there was never any mention of Dark Elves. Plus, I was more than a little lost at the post credit scenes. If you weren't sure what was going on like I did, this article will be a big help.

39. Escape Plan, October 24th in Birmingham, AL: 20-25 years, pairing Sly and Arnold together could've had apocalyptic repercussions because they were so awesomely kick-ass. Now with each over the hill (Sly is a septuagenarian in phenomenal physical condition and Arnold is far from his True Lies days but still in good shape), the world is safe. Sly is an expert at pointing out flaws in "inescapable"prisons and gets tapped by the CIA to break out of a"shadow" prison bankrolled by nations to put really bad people in a place where they won't come back. Sly gets double-crossed by his business partner and has to enlist the aid of Ah-nuld to get out. The premise is beyond stupid, the warden (Jim Caviezel) and head guard (Vinnie Jones) are from every prison film ever. Rather predictable (the ending had an interesting twist but not enough to salvage anything). The banter between Sly and Ah-nuld wasn't too bad. The inmates of this prison were supposed to be revolutionaries but they looked like garden variety inmates which didn't make sense to me. Nor did it make any sense to spend money keeping them all alive but whatever it takes to push the plot along right? This is ok film to rent when the wife and kids are away or something, that's about it. Not vomit inducing (better than Bullet to the Head and The Last Stand) but not that good either.

38. Gravity, October 19th in Chicago: Writer/director Alfonso Cuaron brings us a sci-fi thriller starring Clooney and Bullock as astronauts stranded in space. You have to see this film in 3D mostly because that's what they push on you. The 3D effects are good but they don't make the film. This film is borderline excellent. It's short, not overly elaborate and you connect with the characters. Despite how I feel about Bullock, she gives a great performance (I was rooting for her!) and Clooney is...Clooney. This is pretty much a must see.

37. Inequality For All, September in Chicago: Documentary about the growing income gap between the one percenters and the rest of us working stiffs. The film centers around former Clinton Administration cabinet member Robert Reich. Reich basically states that over the last 40 or so years the wealthy have been getting wealthier leaving scraps for the rest. He says that with better income equality comes more spending by the middle class which in turn helps the economy. The film makes some excellent points but also overlooks a few things. Reich is not calling for a redistribution of wealth and he gets maligned by the right wing press. It's an interesting film and worth watching. The top 1% level starts at around $400,000 yearly salary, this includes doctors and lawyers. The level goes all the way up to CEOs of large corporate conglomerates who make 8 figure salaries. In all honesty, the one percenters have a huge income gap! A lawyer or broker making $400k/year is busting their butt making that salary while the CEO for Viacom sits on his ass and rakes in $80 million in salary. It's an eye opener for sure.

36. You're Next, September 11th in Concord, NC: Horror film where a wealthy family gets together at the secluded mansion for some reason (nothing good ever happens when you're in the woods!). There are four Davison children and they all seem to disappoint of the parents in some way. The older brother is a douche to his siblings, the cutesy daughter is the apple of Dad's eye, the middle son is a weak professor type who can't live up to Dad's expectations and the youngest son is the rebel with a goth girlfriend. The film opens with a couple getting killed in the secluded mansion next door to set-up the premise of a spree killer or whatever. The masked killers (too similar to the killers from The Strangers) ambush the Davison's during dinner, then set-up booby traps when they try to escape and lay siege to the house. To the film's credit it doesn't become clear that it's an inside job until later in the film. The only hiccup in the plan is the girlfriend of the bookworm middle brother just happened to have a survivalist father was raised her in the harsh conditions of the Australian Outback. So she eventually makes mincemeat out of the attackers. There's more but I don't want to spoil it too much. The film wasn't that good and it had some interesting moments but the consensus of the group that I saw it with was we couldn't decide if it was a serious horror film or was like Scream where it didn't take itself too seriously. Either way it failed.

35. Blackfish, September 4th in Charlotte, NC: Documentary about the death of Dawn Bracheau and a history of incidents of Orca is captivity. There is testimonials from 4 former Sea World animal trainers who've worked with Orca as well as experts in marine biology. It's pretty awful what's done here in order to make a buck (Orca sperm is worth millions) and how Sea World spins it to say the animals are ok, it was"trainer error" in order to keep the cash rolling in. I saw Shamu as kid and thought it was awesome. However as I'm older & wiser (allegedly), I can't imagine why people continue to ignore the fact that these "tame" creatures are in fact wild animals that are not living the way they're bologically engineered. The orca in question, Tilikum, has had a hard life and has been involved in 3 deaths in 20 years. Chilling material.

34. The Grandmaster, September 2nd in Charlotte, NC:Sometimes you just need to see a kung-fu film. Writer/director tells the tale of Ip Man, legendary grandmaster of Wing Chun. Long time Wong collaborator , stars in the title role and he doesn't seem to act a whole lot as his dialogue is limited (it appears that Mr. Man is a humble man of few words) but his action scenes are quite good. The film is narrated by Man and it focuses on his life from 1936 on. He helped unite the North and South schools of kung-fu, put his life and the life of his family in danger by opting not to help the Japanese during WWII (2 of his children end up dying of starvation) and his move to Hong Kong after the war (he eventually loses his family when China closes its borders afer the communists seize power). This film is not as epic as Crouch Tiger, Hidden Dragon or Hero but it's a solid film. The action scenes are really cool. On a note almost not worthy to mention, Ip Man was BRUCE LEE's martial arts instructor. That's the pinnacle of badassery.

33. The Butler, August 31st in Chicago: The film is loosely based on the life of White House butler Eugene Allen, who worked at the White house from 1952-1986. Excellent performances all around. In a perfect world, Forest Whitaker would have a closet full of Oscars and he doesn't disappoint here. The only issue I have is that the film plays fast and loose with history. Obviously if you want accurate history in film then a Hollywood production is not the place to go. They really fictionalized the character to the point of near unbelieve-ability. Mr. Allen lived in a time where being African-American was inordinately difficult. I have no doubt that in his tenure as White House butler he was witness to some serious sh*it. The filmmakers took every horrible thing that could happen to African-Americans somehow manage to affect Cecil Gaines (since this wasn't an accurate portrayal Eugene Allen became Cecil Gaines). For example, in real life Mr. Allen had one son not two. In the film his oldest son becomes a civil rights activist much to the chagrin of his father. His youngest son ends up dying in Viet Nam (I saw this coming a mile away). As a plot piece, the oldest son rebelling against his father is dynamic and it added to the film but most of it never happened. I liked this film mostly because of the performances but I think the Mr. Allen led an interesting enough life to where it didn't need to be radically fictionalized. A lot of the historical inaccuracies of Mr. Allen's life really did happen to other African-Americans during the that time. 

32. Closed Circuit, August 28th  in Indianapolis, IN: This legal thriller set in London (the most “watched city in the world” with all its working surveillance cameras, unlike the U.S.) with Eric Bana and Rebecca Hall are attorneys assigned to defend a man accused of a deadly terrorist attack in London after the original defense attorney (or barrister as they’re called in England) commits “suicide.” The trick is that there’s evidence deemed sensitive to national security and that’s the part Hall handles in closed court (not even the defendant gets to hear it) while Bana handles the open court drama. For added fun, Bana and Hall had an affair (why not, they’re 2 good looking people) that led to the end of Bana’s marriage. The evidence against their client is circumstantial but there’s a lot of it and it’s all very damaging. Open and shut right? Not so fast! Bana manages to find out almost instantly that his client is actually an MI-5 informant. This knowledge puts everyone in danger as MI-5 would prefer to not have this become public knowledge. So much so that Hall gets nearly killed twice. Their client’s son ends up holding a key piece of evidence and he manages to outsmart MI-5 agents, like most 14 year-olds are apt to do, escape the safe house, link up with Hall & Bana and testify in court, much to the chagrin of MI-5. This film started out all right but then it kind of broke down into the standard, the government is fine with killing a few its own citizens to keep it’s secrets from getting out all in the name of trying to prevent the deaths of a greater number of its citizens (the old “needs of the many theory”) to acts of terror. They’re some suspenseful moments and some predictable but solid acting. Not a bad film but better to see it when it gets to Netflix or Redbox. Nothing special.

31. Blue Jasmine, August 24th in Chicago:  latest film starring as the title character. Jasmine has been married to Hal () for several years and leads the typical Manhattan socialite life; money, parties, a house in the Hamptons and so on. However it's all a lie as her husband built his wealth on nefarious accounting practices and it all goes bad. When she loses everything, she's forced to live with her estranged "sister" (both were orphans raised in the same home, Jasmine goes to college and meets Hal whereas Ginger, played by , life has been a struggle) in San Francisco after her nervous breakdown. Ginger & Jasmine's relationship is strained to say the least but Jasmine manages to start to claw her way out of her predicament. She even meets a widower with political aspirations () to takes a liking to Jasmine but it's all a lie. It all unravels when they run into Jasmine's ex-husband (well played by !) who had hit the lottery, invested with Hal and lost everything. So he's a harbors a bit of resentment towards Jasmine & Hal. Allen may not have the staying power he enjoyed in his heyday but he knows how to make a solid film and get the most from his cast and their characters. Excellent performances all around. A near excellent film that is worth seeing.

30. Elysium, August 15th in Danville, IL: As a fan of director work I was interested in this film. When the announcement came that there will be another Star Wars trilogy coming from Disney, I thought Blomkamp should get a chance. He is a good storyteller and has a solid eye for detail. Anyway, Matt Damon plays Max who is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation at work (the irony here is that Damon has a job on an assembly line making robots) and his days are numbered. There is a place he can go for a cure but it contains the planet's wealthy people (read white people) and they prefer the seclusion from Earth's regular folks (that would be the poor and mostly non-white). Damon is not thrilled with the prospect of a slow death decides he's going to Elysium but most unauthorized transports get shot down. Being a former car thief Max turns to his pal who hooks him up with a powerful exo-skeleton that enhances his strength. Max also runs into his old flame from the orphanage () who's a nurse (she fixes his busted arm) at the overcrowded & underfunded hospital. It turns about that she's got a daughter with cancer and her days are numbered as well. Obviously you can see where this is going and Max is going to save the girl. Jodie Foster runs security for Elysium and she doesn't have a problem with the use of live ammo on unauthorized transports and considers the elected leader of Elysium a bit of a whimp and even stages a coup. Eventually Damon is able to get through the defenses and disable the magnetic field (that's what I'm calling it) that allows other transports to get through. Damon defeats Kruger () in hand to hand combat but must sacrifice himself in order to download the codes that will save Braga's daughter. I liked the film a lot but the end seemed rushed to me as if they wanted to make sure they got a running time of under 120 minutes. They political undertones here are rampant. The wealthy white live in a pristine (diseases are cured in a matter of moments by sitting in an MRI machine essentially) world while the rest of us toil away in despair on Earth. When these "illegal immigrants" get to close to Elysium they're shot down and those who do make it are arrested and deported to Earth. Which is probably what the wealthy, white elite not so secretly want, a restricted paradise with no want or illness where they can kill less fortunate people trying to get in (usually to save a dying child or some other noble cause). The real key here is that when Damon sacrifices himself, he is able to make everyone a "citizen" and that enables the medical transports to get dispatched to Earth to administer FREE HEALTHCARE to the masses!!! I liked this film but I'd say that District 9 was better. Still very worthwhile to see.

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The following films are were viewed during my recent trip to Hong Kong. To be honest, only one title was seen in a theater the rest were rented on iTunes or on the 15 hour flight. The non-theater viewings are 2013 releases so they count. 

29. How to Make Money Selling Drugs, iTunes rental on August 10th: Written, directed and narrated by , this documentary deals with the American drug culture and where the country's anti-drug laws have taken us over the last 100 years or so (pretty sobering facts to say the least). The filmmakers use stats to show that alcohol and tobacco due far worse than weed, smack or blow and that thousands of people are addicted to prescription drugs. The stats the film throws about the war on drugs are pretty staggering but that's the case they want to make about legalization and addiction therapy. I'm going to forgo offering my opinion on legalization (I don't believe all the facts are available or distorted to which ever side thinks they're right) but the film makes some interesting points that are worth discussing, which is what a documentary is supposed to do.

28. Broken City, in flight viewing on August 10th: Another film that looked good considering the director,  and an all-star cast consisting on Wahlberg (does he say no to scripts?), Crowe and Catrherine Zeta-Jones. Crowe is the Mayor of NYC and he enlists the aid of ex-hero cop Wahlberg (who's able to make the carreer jump from disgraced cop to private eye rather easily) to find out with whom his wife (Zeta-Jones) is cheating on. Of course it's all a scam and Marky Mark gets sucked into a web of lies and comes to find out that the Mayor has evidence on him that could send him to jail for MURDER! During the course of the investigation, Marky Mark finds uncovers a trail of slime that painta the media charming Mayor in a different light (SPOILER ALERT! Crooked politician). It turns out that the Mayor's wife is not cheating on him but trying to take him down from the inside (he's really evil but no one seems to know it). Eventually Wahlberg pieces together the main source of the corruption and confronts the Mayor. Wahlberg uses the old "if anything happens to me the evidence will be sent to the media" cliche forcing the Mayor to use the "if I go down you go down" ploy to dissuade him. Which of course doesn't work as Marky Mark is a man who sticks to his principles and would rather go to jail for 25 years than let "The Man" get away with it. That left me with the thought, "if Marky Mark had done the right thing as a cop then he wouldn't be in this position." That of course would have deprived the viewing audience of an overwhelmingly mediocre film. This film was so forgettable that I forgot I even saw it! Which is why I write this stuff down. Most of the plot is predictable and the performances are standard for the character type.

27. Europa Report, iTunes rental on August 10th: Touted as a realistic sci-fi film, this "found footage" film take place in 2061 where a corporation launches a mission to the Jupiter moon Europa in search of water. The mission is racked with problems and the 1st thing to go is the communications. Tension builds when one of the crew has to sacrifice himself in order to save a crew member who's suit is ripped during a spacewalk. The team lands but they miss their mark and another of the crew dies trying to investigate a strange light source and she falls through the ice. Eventually  there's only one crew member left and there's no hope of returning to Earth. The mission was hailed as a scientific breakthrough when the footage is found and the crew as heroes. Excellent film that plays like a documentary and a little like Alien (crew members getting killed off one by one) except there's no monster (which was refreshing). The film moves at a good pace with excellent acting. This film is currently available for rent on iTunes and is worth watching if you're a sci-fi fan.

26. Drinking Buddies, iTunes rental on August 10th: Olivia Wilde is Kate, a free spirited girl who works  at a Chicago brewery. Her best friend is Luke (Jack Johnson) who also works at the brewery.  Luke is an easy to like pseudo-hipster (he wears an Old Style trucker hat, drinks craft beer and  listens to vinyl, does that make him a hipster?) who also works at the brewery and dates goody two-shoes Jill (Anna Kendrick). Olivia dates Chris (Ron Livingstone), who also listens to vinyl and is a sound engineer or something. The 4 go on a weekend getaway to a cabin in the woods of Michigan (does anything good ever come from going to the woods? No.) and it's clear that Luke and Kate make a better couple. Chris ends up dumping Kate and she can't hook up with Luke she she hooks up with a different co-worker (let's be honest, a down to Earth pretty girl like Olivia Wilde who works at a brewery & drinks beer is pretty much every dudes dream girl) much to the chagrin of Luke who gets a little judgmental. Their relationship gets strained and eventually they become friends again and they DON'T hook up (I was a bit surprised by that). Interesting indie film about relationships. It was good but not great and there were a few problems that I found but they were immaterial. Most likely this will play at smaller art house theaters but it can be rented on iTunes.

25. The Call, in flight viewing on August 10th: In all honesty, I chose this film because it was around 90 minutes long. Quite frankly, it wasn't that bad (especially compared to Oblivion) and the performances were good, although the serial killer was a blatant rip-off of Buffalo Bill. Halle Berry plays a 911 operator in LA who has a girl killed by a serial killer while the girl on was the line (Berry called the girl back & the ringtone alerted the killer to where the girl was hiding). Fast forward a few months and Olive Hoover is kidnapped but she's got her friend's cell with her and winds up talking to Berry when she calls 911. Berry keeps her on the line (for what is probably several hours past the life of the battery) and gets critical information.The weird thing is that with all the information Berry gets, the police can't get the guy (the victim is 16 y/o white girl for crying out loud!) and when they do find his lair, the killer & victim are nowhere to be found. This prompts Berry to investigate on her own and of course she finds the secret entrance to the lair but loses her cell phone instantly and can't call her cop boyfriend. Suffice to say she subdues the killer and saves Olive but instead of bringing the killer to justice, she & Olive leave the killer in in his lair to die. Berry gets to recite the words that the killer used on her, "it's already done" as she leaves. Kind of a dumb way t o end it because what if he managed to free himself? But this came from WWE Studios, so I guess an ending with due process was out of the question. Not a bad film but a little predictable. Not awful.

24. Oblivion, in flight viewing on August 10th: Tom Cruise stars as one of the last people on Earth repairing drones after a war with aliens devastated the Earth. He's part of a team that includes his wife (not too shabby) as his dispatcher. Cruise repairs the drones that are increasingly attacked by Scavs (left over aliens) until 1 drone goes missing completely. Also, Tom keeps having dreams about (some guys have all the luck) and secretly works on a farmhouse where he listens to vinyl records. Eventually Tom comes face to face with the Scavs who turn out to be human. As the movie drags on, Tom finds the girl from his dreams is alive, Andrea gets killed and Tom runs into his clone. Eventually Tom's memory comes back to him thanks to the flight recorder that Olga carried with her in her pod (it's not worth going into) and the plot is revealed! The aliens have taken the form of Tom's old mission commander (Melissa Leo), brainwashed Tom & his clones into killing off the last pockets of human resistance and are stealing Earth's atmosphere. This doesn't make Tom too happy so he and Morgan Freeman decide to pull a Trojan Horse ID4 style and nuke the "home office," which was really the alien ship. All the remaining humans manage to find Tom's secluded cabin including Tom's clone who knew exactly where to go despite not being on that side of the forbidden zone (again not worth it). So Cruise gets to sacrifice himself to save humanity and still get the girl! The plot was overly convoluted and not that original.

23. The Wolverine, Hong Kong on August 7th: As a former subscriber to The Uncanny X-Men from issue #149 in 1981 through 1986ish and that includes the X-Men: God Loves, Man Kills graphic novel and The New Mutants graphic novel. I also had subscription to X-Factor and even went back and purchased back issues at various comic book conventions throughout the 80's. Heck! I even bought the ridiculous Magik limited series back in 1983 because it was X-Men related. So I have a lot to say on the subject and I need more space for my thoughts. It can be read here.

22. Olympus Has Fallen, Hong Kong on August 6th: This pretty much a shot by shot remake of Diehard but set in the White House. The back story is that the First Lady dies in a car accident on a snowy night leaving Camp David (they were driving too fast for conditions) because Gerard Butler couldn't save her and he's removed from protective detail by a bitter President. The North Koreans manage to waltz into DC and take over the White House without too much trouble but thankfully Butler 's there to successfully pull off a John McClane impersonation. It's exactly what you think it would be. Very predictable.

21. Mud, in flight viewing on August 2nd: (he of the shirtless school of acting), plays Mud, a fugitive living in boat that got stuck in a tree from a flood. Ellis and Neckbone are junior high aged boys who stumble upon the boat and befriend Mud. Mud is hiding out because he killed a man who abused his true love Juniper (Reese Witherspoon) and now the man's family is after Mud and they want revenge. Ellis & Neckbone take a liking to Mud and help him fix the boat and get it out of the tree. Meanwhile, the boys run into Juniper and find out that the cops are looking for Mud. Everything comes to a head when Mud wants to say goodbye to Ellis but runs into the posse at Ellis' houseboat. After an ensuing gun battle leaves the posse dead (thanks to some timely marksmanship from ) Mud is believed to have been killed. Or was he? This film is more about Ellis growing up and dealing with the hardships of life (girls, divorce of his parents and the change that comes with it). does an excellent job as Ellis and writer/director , does a really nice job of putting together the story. I poke a lot of fun at McConaughey for his film choices but he is very talented and shows it from time to time. Mud is a very good film with excellent performances that is worth watching.

20. 42, iTunes rental on August 1st: directs the biopic of Jackie Robinson, the man who broke baseball's color barrier in 1947. plays the title character that's handpicked by Branch Rickey to make history and make history he did. Boseman and Harrison Ford (Branch Rickey) were darn near excellent in this film and the rest of the cast wasn't too bad either 9especially Christopher Meloni as fiery manager Leo Durocher). How much of the film is 100% accurate, who knows. The reasons for Rickey wanting to break the color barrier seem spot on and I can only imagine the amount of racism and hatred Robinson faced but I think it may have even been downplayed a bit. It had to have been brutal though. The only issue I had with the film is that Helgeland kind of made Robinson seem a little too Roy Hobbs-y, in terms of his penchant for getting big hits whenever he pleased. All in all this was nicely done and well acted. If you're into sports history like I am then you should view this film.

19. The Look of Love, iTunes rental on August 1st: I'm a fan of the films of , so this 15 hour flight gave me an opportunity to view this film. This is a biopic about Paul Raymond, one of the wealthiest men in Britain who made his money through real estate but more infamously through strip and burlesque clubs. The film traces Raymond's life from the late fifties through the 90's and the death of his daughter via drug overdose. plays Raymond, who seems a lot like Hugh Hefner before he was the Hugh Hefner as he's known now. Raymond was smart, innovative, loved the ladies and they loved him but his husband and fatherly qualities were a bit uneven to say the least. I thought this was a good film that had a very interesting easy to follow story, well acted and great fashion from London's swinging 60's and the 70's. Worth watching.

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18. Only God Forgives, July 25th in Chicago: Hunky stud Ryan Gosling is and his brother apparently run a Thai boxing club in Bangkok and do some other illegal stuff. Gosling's brother Billy decides that just going out and decides that paying for the services of prostitute isn't going to give him the release so he takes it to another level by raping & killing a 16 y/o girl. Police Inspector Chang, upon seeing the corpse of the girl decides to let her father (who by the way pimped her out to Billy) have his revenge on his daughter's killer but there's a catch. Chang feels it necessary to chop the father's arm off as to remind him of what a terrible father he is. Enter Kristin Scott Thomas the mother of  Billy & Gosling and the apparent crimelord in this syndicate and surprisingly enough she's an evil bitch (think of Alice Ward but as the head of a criminal organization). As a mother she wants revenge for Billy's death and sends Gosling out to take care of but the fact that a badass cop is involved complicates things a bit but that's not what mommy dearest wants to hear. So then there's a lot of maneuvering between the groups to see who's going to get the drop on who. As a revenge flick this film is slow moving (despite being only 89 minutes long I still kept checking my watch) to near dull but there isn't what I would categorize as a lot of violence but it's bloody and the death scenes are graphic and grisly. The characters (especially Gosling who's essentially reprising the role of the Driver, again) are emotionless, a bit weird and despicable, there's no one to root for except maybe Gosling's girlfriend Mai. There's also little dialogue and a lot of lighting schemes (the lighting and the music reminded me of a Miami Vice episode) that are avant-gard I guess. The film had some interesting parts but I didn't think it was that good and definitely not original.

17. Evil Dead, July 19th in Chicago: Truth be told this was an iTunes rental but it was released in 2013 so it counts. It's been awhile since I last saw the original but I know it what made on a shoestring budget with special effects that don't stand the test of time. It did however introduce us to and . Five good looking 20 somethings get together in the isolated woods (nothing good EVER happens in the woods) to help Mia (3 letter name like Ash) get over her drug addiction (it's not mentioned which drug but the favorites are Meth & Heroin). While in the death trap cabin, one of the gang discovers the Book of the Dead (there's no use of the word Necronomicon btw) and decides to start perusing it. Then of course bad things start. Mia's brother Dave is there and Dave kinda left Mia with their sick mother who died a gruesome debilitating death which in turn led to Mia's drug use. Mia is the 1st to get possessed and one by one the group gets affected by the evil and dies a gory death (there are a few disturbing scenes). About the only thing they kept from the original film was the POV shots of the evil going through the woods. Everything else, they just amped up the gore. It wold be good to have people over to see the original and then the remake followed by a panel discussion. I wasn't able to do that.

16. Pacific Rim, July14th in Charleston, WV:  Two films in West Virginia, that's unprecedented for me. My thoughts on the film can be read here.

15. World War Z, July 2nd in Charleston, WV: Brad Pitt stars as a retired UN special investigator pressed into service when a strange virus comes out of nowhere turning regular people into zombies. As it goes with zombies, their bite will turn you into one. However they don't appear to be flesh eaters (as they are in some films). They just kind of go on a rampge, bite and move on. Most of the killing occurs when the non-infected pull dumb stunts. Pitt leaves his family behind and is dispatched to South Korea to investigate happenings there. From Korea he goes to Jerusalem where the Israelis were prepared for the zombie outbreak. But Pitt's presence is usually followed by destruction and Jerusalem is overrun. Pitt manages to escape and gets routed to Cardif, Wales where there is a World Health Organization lab there. While on the plane, a zombie gets loose (it was stowed away in the landing gear) and Pitt is forced to blow a hole in the plane to suck out the zombies (that's everyone else but his IDF pal and the pilots) but it makes flying the plane difficult and it crashes (always out of the fire and back into the fire). It's at the WHO lab that Pitt proves his theory correct and with the help of the last remaining scientists they're able to develop way to combat the zombie epidemic. It's not a cure mind you but a way to fight back. I never read the book, this wasn't a bad film but i felt as if there should've been more to it so I may have to read the book. There are better zombie films and there are worse. This one plays out more like Outbreak or Contagion than other zombie films.

14. The Purge, June 19th near Portsmouth, NH: The review can be seen here.

13. Man of Steel, June 18th near Portsmouth, NH: The review can be seen here.

12. Violet and Daisy: June 13th in Chicago, IL:  Written and directed by (he wrote the screenplay for Precious) and starring (Daisy) and (Violet) as two young adult assassins in New York City. No backstory is given as to how the two got together but they've been doing "jobs" together for 3 years. Violet is the older of the two (she mentions she has an ID when they need to purchase bullets) and Daisy turns 18 before their latest "job." The fact you don't get a back story was good because at 86 minutes I was pretty bored and a backstory would have made things unbearable. Fletcher tries to create a Tarantino type film complete with breaks in the film to show you what part your in (10 parts all together). The dialogue is quick and snappy but it's not very original. Bledel is almost reprising her roll as the street tough Becky, from Sin City. Bledel is the more sociopathic of the pair since it gets revealed that she does all the killing and Ronan just fires blanks (which explains the opening scene where the 2 put several shots into a dude & he doesn't fall). They're forced into a "cake" job (the need the money to buy a new line of dress from their pop idol) and they get more than they bargained for. They're sent to kill none other than Tony Soprano himself, who's dying of pancreatic cancer (also estranged from his only daughter which took about 10 seconds to figure out) and wants to go out in an Alan Stanwyk-ish kind of way (except he really wants to die). One thing leads to another and the girls get sweet on him. They're forced to execute the hitmen of a rival gang who also want to kill him and do eventually kill him (he requests Daisy pull the trigger). They both escape the police and each buy the Barbie Idol dress but their lives are changed. They're not the BFFs they once were. The final scene is Daisy telling the estranged daughter about her dad. There's a reason it got low ratings on RottenTomatoes.com and on IMD.com. I took a chance on something different and I paid the price. I do feel that Ronan is very talented and could have a bright future ahead of her. Not too much originality.

11. Star Trek Into Darkness: May 19th in Kansas City, MO: Read the review here.

10. Iron Man 3, May 6th in Overland Park, KS: So I had a few hours to kill on my way in from KCI to Harrisonville, MO and I thought, "why not check out Iron Man 3?" There was a lot enjoyed about this film and then there was some stuff that I really didn't care for but it was entertaining and a good start to the Summer film season. Tony continues his relationship with Pepper but its becoming strained. Tony is showing signs of an anxiety disorder from the events in The Avengers. They did  a nice job with The Mandarin (including a nice twist that I didn't see coming), Iron Man's longstanding archenemy from the comics. The lead villain though is Aldrich Killian (played nicely by ), the founder of Advanced Idea Mechanics (another nice addition from the comics). Downey is great as Tony Stark. If you liked the 2 suits of armor working together to defeat Vanko's drones in Iron Man 2, then you may not be happy about seeing War Machine having its name changed to Iron Patriot while working for the government (apparently that was a settlement from the prior film and Rhodes is the pilot). Nor that the suit gets taken over by AIM and Rhodes () not even being able to use the suit. There is however a climactic final battle with mutated AIM henchmen and Stark's 337 unmanned armored suits (it appears that JARVIS controls them, that's one HELL OF A COMPUTER Tony's got there!). So I'm supposed to believe that Tony built all 337 suits in his Malibu workshop between the events in The Avengers and now? It's clear he's a recluse but that's a lot of free time. Director also co-wrote the screenplay and did a nice job with only his 2nd feature. Obviously The Avengers was more fun and I think the 1st installment here was the best and this one edges out Iron Man 2, in my view anyway. I doubt it matter though as the film had a massive opening and I may even see it again.

9. Trance, April 18th in Chicago: directs this crime thriller about an art auctioneer (McAvoy) who has to assist in an art heist due to his crippling gambling addiction. Vincent Cassel is the bad guy who wipes out McAvoy's debt and his payoff is Francisco Goya's Witches in the Air. During the course of the heist McAvoy attempts to play hero and guts a rifle butt to the head which lead to short term memory loss, which is too bad for him because when Cassel and his gang gets back to the hideout there is only an empty frame. Enter Rosario Dawson as a hypno-therapist that will help McAvoy remember what he did with the painting. This is where the plot "thickens" as they say. Going into detail will give too much away but Dawson works her way into getting a "cut" of the proceeds when the painting is fenced and even gets involved with Cassel. Dawson & McAvoy start to get close as she unravels his subconscious. This all leads to a lot of twists and turns that left me a little slack-jawed. I came to realize that none of the main characters were likable people (Dawson is but some of her actions at the end of the film are morally questionable) as they seem to want to double cross one another. Boyle does borrow slightly from other films but not in an obvious way which always bothers me. This is a film worth seeing and it's one of the better films I've seen this year.

8. The Place Beyond the Pines, April 12th in Chicago: The trailer for this film makes you feel as if Cooper and Gosling are 2 good souls on different sides of the law whose paths cross. However it really wasn't like that at all which I found refreshing. Gosling essentially plays the same character as he did in Drive but with a little more grit. Gosling is a stunt rider for a carnival and Eva Mendes (bra-less in her 1st appearance which was intriguing but a little strange but I'm a guy so...) lets him know that he left her a son when he was in the Poughkeepsie area a year earlier. Having been abandon by his father, Gosling wants to provide for hos infant son and perhaps make a life with Mendes. The problem is that Mendes, her son and mother are living with a man who's taken them all in and gave them a home. That doesn't deter Gosling as he's able to find work but realizes he needs more money and turns to robbing banks. After a botched heist Gosling is trapped in a home with Cooper looking to bring him in. They both shoot each other and Gosling dies. Cooper then falls in with some crooked cops (led by Ray Liotta) who steal the stolen bank money from the Mendes home making Cooper a bit queezy (seeing how he's a square john). Cooper enlists the aid of his father, a retired State Supreme Court Judge, to get him out from under the crooked cops and set himself up as a prosecutor (he's passed the bar but became a cop which baffles his family). The film fast forwards 15 years and Cooper still carries the guilt of killing Gosling and leaving his infant son without his natural father. This is where the 2 sons become the focus. Cooper's son AJ (Emory Cohen), is a straight up jerk despite all the advantages he had (though Cooper was never around). Gosling's son Jason (Dane DeHaan), despite growing up in a loving home (albeit without his natural father but the guy who helped raise him was a good man)turns to a life of mild drug use and being a loner (Mendes never told him anything about Gosling's demise). Neither know the true identity of the other and form a friendship. Eventually Jason finds out the truth about his father and who killed him. I liked this film a lot and there were a few holes in the story but that didn't seem worth crying about. I liked that the film wasn't focused on Gosling & Cooper as I was led to believe. Solid performances from everyone especially Chen and DeHaan. I also liked the ending as it was different from what one moght expect out of a film these days. Definitely worth seeing.

7. Oz the Great and Powerful, March 14th in Chicago: The preview intrigued me since like most people, I enjoy the The Wizard of Oz plus I'm a sucker for a back story. Sam Raimi directs the likes of James Franco, Mila Kunis, Michelle Williams and Rachael Weisz in what could be called a prequel to the 1939 MGM classic. Set in 1905 Kansas, Franco plays Oz, a magician in a traveling circus with a penchant for bedding his female assistants.  He winds up in a hot air balloon after being chased around by the circus strong man and runs smack dab into a twister where he is transported from gray Kansas to the wondrous colors of Oz. He meets up with Theodora (Kunis) and is informed of a prophecy that he will free Oz from the tyranny of the wicked witch. To make a long story short, things aren't what they appear to be and Glinda has to set him straight as they flee the armies of Evanora. Glinda convinces Oz to help in the attack on Evanora in Emerald City. Eventually they defeat Evanora and Theodora and restore freedom to Oz. Excellent special effects and cinematography much like the 1939 version. I thought that the story was real good as well and it kind of made me want to go read Baum's books about Oz. The outstanding performance was from Kunis. She starts as the naive young sister who gets her heart broken by Oz and duped by Evanora then ends up a twisted, revenge driven woman that Darth Vader would be afraid of. I'm hot and cold on James Franco but he did a nice job here. I don't know if this is a movie for kids as Evanora's flying baboons are pretty terrifying. A very good picture all in all in my opinion.

6. Stoker, March 2nd in Chicago: As a fan of older films (Old Boy is a favorite of mine) I was stoked to see him make a film to be released in the states with a solid cast. The film plays out a little bit like Hitchcock's  Shadow of a Doubt but India is the polar opposite of the happy go lucky "Charlie" played by Thersea Wright. The Stokers are a creepy family with a deep, creepy past. Mia Wasikowska plays India, a cross between the gothic Wednesday Addams and the introverted yet lethal Lisbeth Salander. Nicole Kidman plays India's mother and you get the sense that her & India never really connected as India was much closer with her father (Dermot Mulroney in mostly brief appearances since his character dies at the beginning of the film). Uncle Charlie, whom Kidman & Wasikowska were unaware existed, happens to show up on the same day as India's father's death in a car accident. Things get weird from there but I don't want to give it away. I liked this film a lot. There isn't a lot of action but everyone is hiding something and its usually in regards to Charlie and that's when that person meets an untimely demise. India eventually learns the truth about Charlie but she's actually drawn to him and she can't bring herself to break away. Everything takes place around India's 18th birthday so you've got the girl becomes a woman motif but not in the traditional sense, on account that India is socially awkward (apparently India gets a brand new pair of saddle shoes for her birthday and that's the only shoes she wears until Charlie gives her a pair of high heels in a disturbing scene). This film isn't for everyone but I would recommend it. This isn't Park's best film but the imagery is great and excellent performances from the cast.

5. Side Effects, February 18th in Chicago, IL: To be truthful, I thought this was going to be a poke at giant pharmaceutical companies and how they've come to dominate our lives (a premise that I have no problem with) but it turned out to be a complex murder/mystery and I came away thinking that this was a good film. Be advised...I think career isn't the same as it was since he had his stellar run from 1998-2002 (Out of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brockovich, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven & Solaris) though he's had a real good run as of late (Contagion, Haywire, Magic Mike which leads us to Side Effects). I don't feel that Soderbergh is on the same level as a Spielberg or Chris Nolan but he can make a heck of film and he's got a solid track record. Rooney Mara loses her edge (along with the piercings) from Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, but is no less lethal for sure, to give a solid performance as a depressed spouse of a white collar ex-on, Channing Tatum, who kills him under the influence of an anti-depressant. Enter Jude Law as the psychiatrist who treats Mara after an apparent suicide attempt. As the "facts" about the murder come to light, Law's personal & professional begin to fall apart until he realizes he's been had (of course no one believes him). Law eventually gets revenge, justifiably so as they got justice, against the culprits and he gets his life back. Not the greatest film of all time but it is a solid likeable film with good performances all around.

4. Sound City, February 9th in Chicago, IL: Technically I didn't see this in the theater, it was at my pal J-No's place as he bought it off of iTunes. But it is a 2013 release and Peter Travers mentioned this title was one of favorites from the Sundance Film Festival so it counts by my rules. Directed by , yes that Dave Grohl, it tells the story of the legendary recording studio with the one of a kind Neve Soundboard in Van Nuys, CA. A lot of legendary records were recorded at Sound City from Fleetwood Mac's 1975 self titled album Fleetwood Mac to Nirvana's Nevermind. There's a ton of cameo's from the rock scene telling their favorite stories from recording and working at the studio. If you're a fan of music history, then this is a must see. See it at the theater if you can or rent/buy it on iTunes. You won't regret it.

3. Bullet to the Head, February 1st in Chicago, IL: Sly's latest release and he shows that he still has it (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) whereas his former Planet Hollywood pal, Arnold...does not. Hardly Sly's best work but it was ok. The film is called Bullet to the Head because that's the only way people die! John Seda (Sly's hitman partner) shoots a dude with 2 center mass shots into the victim but he doesn't enter the next world until Sly gives him one to the noggin. So Sly  & Seda are targeted for death themselves but Sly escapes. He therefore goes on a killing spree (it's all good though because Sly only bumps off bad guys) leaving a trail of bodies all over New Orleans. He hooks up with an FBI agent who's partner was killed (by Sly & Seda, again ok because he was a crooked FBI agent & he got what's coming to him) and it appears as if the same cabal is responsible for the death of each partner. By the way, the NOLA PD comes off in a real bad light here as the only onscreen cops are crooked and thy are helpless/inept to do anything about Sly's bloody revenge (again 4 crooked cops were killed but cops nonetheless. I would think that any police force would vigorously go after the criminal underworld in order to find the killers). Long story short the bad guys die and the FBI agent lets Sly off the hook for the murders he committed in the course of the film but vows he will bring him in if he goes back to being a hitman. Not a whole lot of originality here but fans of Sly will find it watchable. 

2. Gangster Squad, January 25th in Chicago, IL: This film was based on a true story or inspired by true events. Here's what's true;  Mickey Cohen was a powerful gangster in post-war LA, Daryl Gates  was the chauffeur for Chief of Police William H. Parker and that's about it. Maybe there was a "gangster squad" assigned to bring him down, maybe there wasn't. With an all-star cast and a director with a solid background I expected much more. Did I ever think it was going to be as good as L.A. Confidential? Of course not, but I expected a good movie not a film laden with cliches from every gangster and noir films (even  Johnny Dangerously for crying out loud!). Forget the fact that there was an African-American and a Latino (in 1949 Los Angeles its hard to imagine that these guys would've been treated like equals but I understand the need for diversity and wanting a wider audience so no big deal especially when the actors are good as these guys were) in the group but the putting together of the "gangster squad" was right out of Kurosawa's Seven Samurai. They even go so far as to make Officer Max Kennard a carbon copy of Kyuzo, the member of the group that is very skilled at what he does and all he cares about is honing his skill (Kennard is an excellent shot with his old fashioned Colt 6 shooter and Kyuzo is a master swordsman who has no equal). Even Michael Pena's character is a dead ringer for Isao Kimura's character in Seven Samurai. The plot is very predictable and there are several parts stolen from Dick Tracy. One of the most predictable plot lines is when 1 of the group gets killed. First off, you that one of the group has got to get bumped off and you know who it is because it's the only guy who's got a family! I sat there and thought to myself, "when the inevitable moment comes this guy is going to be the one that buys it." Plus the scene where the good guys are "set-up" is so obvious as well. This film steals a lot from L.A. Confidential as well as other films so there's not a whole lot of originality. I can go on for hours but at the end of the day, this should've been a better film. I will say this, Emma Stone was good but she was no Kim Basinger despite being much younger (therefore hotter!) than Kim when she did L.A. Confidential. The action sequences are not enough to carry the film. In my opinion disappointing.

1. The Last Stand, January 17th in Winston-Salem, NC: Review can be seen here.