27 December, 2015

2015 Films: #24. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation


This was an iTunes rental that I watched on a flight from Baton Rouge to Chicago on December 21st. This installment marks the 5th installment of the Mission: Impossible Franchise with a 6th film to begin production in 2016. The picture was released on July 31st and took in over $55 million on its opening weekend and to date has grossed more than $682 million worldwide. Christopher McQuarrie wrote and directed this installment (he's worked with Cruise before) that has CruiseJeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and Ving Rhames returning to their roles. Rounding out the is Adam Baldwin as CIA Director Alan Hunley, Rebecca Ferguson as femme fatale Isla Faust and Sean Harris as the main villain Solomon Lane.

After nearly 90 seconds of opening logos, the film opens with Ethan and Benji trying to thwart a takeoff of some stolen Russian warheads. While Brandt is in a Senate hearing about the fate of the IMF program. The IMF has been without a Secretary for a few installments and the CIA Director Hunley is hot to shut the program down and roll it into the CIA. Hunley feels that the IMF operates without rules or accountability and any success is just luck. After the mission, Hunt is in London for his debrief and it captured. Hunt escapes and warns Brandt but Brandt informs him that the IMF has been disbanded. Hunt goes dark since he is now a wanted man.

Hunt ends up in Vienna and recruits Benji to help him (Benji has to undergo weekly polygraphs to prove to Hunley that he doesn't know where Hunt is) and they thwart an assassination attempt on the Austria Chancellor. While doing heroic stuff, Hunt runs into a mysterious woman, Isla Faust, who helped him escape in London. She informs him that she too is undercover and that they're both after Soloman Lane (the leader of the Syndicate, a global criminal organization that is the anti-IMF). Ethan throws her from the car to keep up appearances. However, the bad guys had a backup plan and blow up the Chancellor as he is taken away from the opera house. Ethan is in big trouble now. Brandt gets Luther and they go to help Ethan.

The gang ends up in Morocco where Ethan and Benji meet up with Faust to break into Lane's vault where he keeps some over complicated something that's bad for the world's spies. Of course the break won't be easy as it requires a ridiculously over complicated plan that relies heavily on incredible timing. Ethan nearly dies and Isla resuscitates him, only to steal the file or whatever and take off. The obligatory car/motorcycle chase through the very narrow and winding streets of Casablanca ensues. It's a cool scene but I there wasn't moment where the outcome was in danger. Ethan and Benji survive a horrific and unsurvivable crash and Isla gets away. Or does she? Ethan grabs a bike from a henchman who was going to kill him but was he himself killed when Brandt runs him over. Then Cruise gets into the contractual motorcycle chase but Isla does get away this time.

I can see where one could become distracted in a pursuit.

The finale takes place in London and it involves disguises, misdirection and some cool high tech stuff. Good guys win. Back in the States Hunley is named the new IMF Secretary.

The plot is straight from the 1st installment. Ethan is deemed a bad guy by the CIA and has to pull an elaborate heist in order to draw out the bad guys. He does the same thing here. How the film got a 93% Rotten Tomatoes rating is beyond me, It was fun to watch, the gadgets are cool,the visual effects were great and the stunt work was incredible. Much like the IMF themselves, the filmmakers used misdirection to cover up a an old plot. Cruise rides a motorcycle without a helmet, again and he ups the ante on the stunts by hanging from an airplane...


Give credit where it's due, Cruise does his own stunts and they get more dangerous (this is what you can achieve when you reach the level of Scientology that Cruise has). Cruise wants his films to succeed, or least make a lot of money, and he does all he can to make that happen. Another film where you're getting the same film as a previous installment. Since they don't call this film Mission: Impossible 5, there are moviegoers that may not have seen the original. Add the fact the original came out in 1996 and feel free to press repeat. Plus it seemed that they were desperate to beat Spectre to the global criminal organization thing. The Syndicate, that was unoriginal. Even Solomona Lane looks like Mr. White...

Mr. Lane, 
meet Mr. White, you guys should work together.


To be fair, the Spectre groundwork was being laid in Casino Royale in 2006. The scene where Ethan discovers the Syndicate is at an opera house in Vienna.Bond discovers Quantum, an offshoot of Spectre, at an opera. Both Ethan and Bond kill bad guys at the opera and then get blamed for killing someone. So the film is guilty of stealing from other franchises as well as its own. 

2015 Films: #25. Creed


December 23rd in Chicago. The 7th film of the Rocky franchise that has spanned nearly 40 years. In this installment Rocky takes a back seat to Adonis Johnson (Michael B. Jordan), the illegitimate son of former champion Apollo Creed. The film opens in a juvenile detention center where a young Adonis is in a fist fight with a much larger kid. Enter Mary Anne Creed (Phylicia Rashad) who informs Adonis she knew his mother and was married to his father, Apollo Creed.

Zoom to present day, Adonis quits his lucrative job a securities firm to pursue a boxing career (he's been fighting in Tijuana) much to Mary Anne's dismay. After getting turned down at LA's Aldephi Gym, he packs everything up and heads to Philadelphia to train with the only other "family" he has, Rocky Balboa. Rocky is reluctant to train Adonis but changes his mind after a quick guilt trip down memory lane. Rocky sets Adonis up at a local gym and after a few minutes of onscreen training, Adonis gets his 1st fight as "Hollywood" Donnie Johnson against the son of the gym owner where he briefly trained. After the fight it gets leaked that Donnie is Apollo's illegitimate son (Donnie wanted to forge his own legacy and wasn't keen on using the name).

The win leads to a fight with light heavyweight champ Ricky Conlan (Tony Bellow), who's facing a 7 year bid on a weapons charge and botched a previous fight by breaking the jaw of his opponent at the weigh in. While training for the fight, Rocky is diagnosed with cancer (surprisingly it's not a brain injury) but refuses treatment because Adrian went for treatment and she died. Donnie finds about it and confronts Rocky but the two have a falling out. Donnie then gets into a fight with the headlining act for his girlfriend's band (for the sole reason of showing that he's a hot head) but eventually makes up with Rocky while in his holding cell.

The conditions of the Conlan fight are that it will take place in Liverpool and Donnie has to change his name to Creed. The fight itself plays out like Balboa V. Creed I, overmatched underdog stays in the fight, keeps it close, loses the fight (barely) but wins the crowd at the end. The kid has arrived. Back in Philadelphia, Rocky is undergoing chemo and he and Donnie go up the steps of the Art Museum.

This film started production in January of this year and was released on November 25, 2015. For such a short timeline between production and release, this was a pretty good film but it's not 93% rating on Rotten Tomatoes good. The film is essentially a 2 hour long Nike commercial. That's another thing, the picture has a 133 minute run time which is about 20 minutes too long (they definitely didn't need the fight scene at the club but it set up the Donnie and Rocky reconciliation which could've been done another way). Too many unneeded scenes. There are some funny moments and there's a connection between Donnie and Rocky. I thought it was a bit cliched to open up in a juvenile hall. I just didn't like that stereotype. Ryan Coogler wrote and directed this film and did a very nice job of keeping the film moving and telling a coherent story. My only issue with the story is that I find it hard to believe that Adonis would give up his life as a securities broker to become a boxer. It usually doesn't happen that way. This was Coogler's first major motion picture after he wrote and directed 2013's Fruitvale Station. Coogler looks to be a director that people should keep their eye on in the future.

2015 Films: #23. Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens


December 18th in Baton Rouge, LA, December 24th in Chicago and December 26th in Glenview, IL. I don't want to give too much of the film away because of the huge impact Star Wars has had on our society (at the very least on me). It's still opening weekend and I feel people should see this film. Especially people of my generation who grew up with Star Wars, remember how great the original trilogy was only to be disappointed by the prequels. J.J. Abrams was tapped to direct this film after his success with the Star Trek reboots. Lawrence Kasdan, a writer from the original trilogy, was brought back and helped write this picture along with Abrams. Here's the main cast:

Harrison Ford - Han Solo
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
Carrie Fisher - Leia Organa
Adam Driver - Kylo Ren
Daisy Ridley  - Rey
John Boyega - Fin
Oscar Isaac - Poe Dameron
Lupita Nyong'o - Maz Kanata
Andy Serkis - Supreme Leader Snoke
Domhnall Gleeson - General Hux
Gwendoline Christie - Captain Phasma

The original trio return as do R2D2, C3PO and Chewbacca. There are all kinds of theories as to the origins of new characters or who's the offspring of whom. Did Luke turn to the Dark Side? Why is Luke not in the poster. You name it, there's a internet fan theory about it. That's not my concern. There are some serious flaws in this film, but it's visually stunning with great action sequences. The chemistry between the main characters is reminiscent of the originals. Rey and Finn have more chemistry in their 1st few scenes together than Padme and Anakin had in 2 entire films together. This is what happens when the director shoots on location instead of in front of a green screen. Abrams and Co. didn't stray too far from the the original trilogy for their storyline.

The film takes place 30 years after Return of the Jedi. The Republic that gave way to the Empire has been reinstated but the Empire transitioned to the First Order after Palpatine died. The Old Republic gave way to the galactic empire which gave way to a new republic. The Empire didn't disintegrate after Palpatine was killed on the 2nd Death Star. Leaderless, the remnants of the Empire become the First Order, led by the Supreme Leader Snoke. There isn't too much detail on the new Republic but perhaps the First Order and Republic have an uneasy existence. However there is a "resistance" that's funded by the Republic and has been engaged in combat operations with the First Order. The First Order are aware that the Republic backs the resistance and it puts a strain on any alleged "uneasy co-existence."

I'll get right to the point, this film's plot is a mash-up of plot points from Episodes VI-IV. The First Order's Starkiller Base is really just a planet sized Death Star...

You be the judge.

Instead of having the power to destroy a planet, the Starkiller Base can destroy entire systems (which it does). There's even a line in the film during a tactical briefing where a resistance official says that it's Death Star only to be shown a comparison of the two revealing the immense size of the Starkiller Base.

The parallels to the original trilogy do not end with the Starkiller Base.

Resistance pilot Poe Dameron is sent to Jakku (a Tatooine substitute) to obtain a map to the whereabouts of Luke Skywalker (he left after attempting to restore the Jedi backfired, we'll probably get more backstory in Episode VIII). Stormtroopers under the command of Kylo Ren destroy the village and capture Poe. Poe's droid BB-8 escapes with the map, and comes across a scavenger, Rey, at a junk trading post. Ren tortures Poe and learns of BB-8. Stormtrooper FN-2187, decides that stormtroopering is not his life's calling, frees Poe and they escape in a stolen TIE fighter; Poe renames FN-2187 "Finn" for the sake of brevity. They crash on Jakku. Finn survives, Poe is nowhere to be found and is resumed dead by Finn. He encounters Rey and BB-8, but the First Order tracks them and a chase ensues. Rey leads them to a ship in hopes of escaping but it is blown up by TIE fighters, leaving plan B, what Rey refers to as "someone's garbage," the Millennium Falcon. Despite the fact that Rey is not an experienced pilot by any stretch, she manages to elude the TIE fighters and escape into space.

Eventually the Falcon breaks down (SPOILER ALERT!), and is soon captured by a much larger ship, piloted by...

Ta-Da!

After some witty repartee (I would like to add that this scene blows away any scene containing the primary characters from the prequels. Whether it's Neeson/Portman/McGregor from Episode I or Portman/McGregor/Christensen from Episodes II and III) and some much needed exposition, Han's freighter is boarded by some of his disgruntled customers (think about it, was Han ever a good smuggler?). After a brief fight, the gang gets away in the Falcon and head to Takodana to meet Maz Kanata (who owns a space truck stop that's very similar to the cantina on Mos Eisley). Maz can help BB-8 get back to the Resistance, but Finn wants to flee on his own (he reveals that he's a First Order deserter). The gang is spotted by both Resistance and First Order agents. As they split up Rey finds her way into he basement and finds a lightsaber that gives her some creepy flashbacks (including her abandonment on Jakku) when she touches and flees into the woods. The lightsaber is Luke's from Episode VI and Maz decides not to give any clunky exposition as to how she got it when asked (I'm so interested in this backstory that I would love to see a film about it). Maz gives Finn the lightsaber for safekeeping as the First Order attacks.

During the battle Han, Chewie and Finn get captured but are freed when the Resistance counter-attacks, led by the very much alive Poe Dameron. After engaging in a running blaster fight with stormtroopers, Rey is captured by Ren and is taken back to the Starkiller Base. Leia (C3PO as well) show up and everyone heads back to the Resistance base on D'Qar after witnessing the destructive power of the Starkiller Base, it's massive! Here's where they come up with a plan to destroy the base before it can recharge on destroy the Resistance (the amount of time needed to recharge coincides with the amount of time left in the film and looks suspiciously like the amount of time the Rebellion had before the first Death Star was in range in Episode IV).

The subtlety of the references (if they were ever subtle) to Episodes IV and VI end when the Resistance comes up with a plan to destroy the Starkiller Base. The plan consists of the following:


  • Infiltrate the base so that the shield can be lowered allowing for the Resistance to attack (Episode VI).
  • Infiltration team consisting of Han and Chewie (Episode VI).
  • The base's destruction will hinge on destroying a certain area that causes a chain reaction (Episodes IV and VI).
  • The Resistance attack group is made up of small one-man fighters (Episode IV, but much less that the 30 Rebel ships that avoided the Death Star's turbo lasers).
  • First Order has a numerical superiority in ship to ship for the dog fight (Episode I, remember the Naboo attach on the Federation? Episode IV and VI).

Han, Chewie and Finn succeed in lowering the base's shield, throw Phasma in a trash compacter and find Rey (who was actually doing fine by herself). They also use their charges to help blow up a crucial facility that will help the Resistance attack group destroy the base (more Episode VI). During the this scene, tragedy ensues and a main character is killed (Episode IV). While attempting to get the Falcon, Finn and Rey run into Ren who's not too happy about the base blowing up all over the place and he's looking to take it out on them. Ren forces throws Rey into a tree and engages the outmatched Finn in a light saber duel. It's over quickly but as Ren attempts to command Skywalker's Episode V lightsaber to him it nearly takes his head off as it goes to...REY!? Yep, the force is strong in this one and she decides to fight it out with Ren. She actually puts up a better fight than Finn despite the fact that she totally telegraphs every move and has never used a light saber. As a former storm trooper, Finn at least has had weapons training whereas Rey does not. When Finn engages Ren, he's got that "Oh sh*t, I made a huge mistake" look on his face...


To be fair, Ren was wounded in a previous scene but there's a moment in the fight with Finn where he puts Finn on the ground, he turns around, allowing Finn to get up when he could've easily killed him. Then as Rey disarms Ren and puts him the ground, the ground breaks apart and separates them. Rey and a badly injured Finn escape in the Falcon. Before the Starkiller Base explodes, Snoke orders General Hux to evacuate and bring Ren to him.

Back on D'Qar, the Resistance celebrates, R2D2 wakes up because he has another portion of the map to Luke. Rey, Finn and R2 go out to find Luke. When they arrive, Rey goes to the top of a mountain and offers Luke's lightsaber back to him. No words are spoken. Film ends.

The film has plenty of flaws but the action sequences are awesome and the visual effects are stunning. To date, I've seen this picture 3 times and a few more viewings are probably in the future. There was also an injection of humor that the prequels lacked. That probably had more to do with the chemistry between the actors than anything else. This was a fun movie. It's better than Episode I but it's not nearly as good as Episode IV, despite the fact that it borrowed heavily from it. It will be interesting how long Abrams will stay with the franchise, he's an executive producer for Episode VIII with directing duties going to Rian Johnson. The best film of the franchise was directed by Irving Kershner with George Lucas as Executive Producer.



19 December, 2015

2015 Films: #22. Ant-Man



Despite my opinions on Ant-Man, I viewed this film as an iTunes rental on a flight from Chicago to Baton Rouge on December 18th. This film was released in July of this year to a weekend opening of $57.2 million and had grossed over $180 million domestically so far and it got on 80% on Rotten Tomatoes. A lot of the witty things I would like to say have pretty much been covered already,


Yep, it's a shot by shot remake of Iron Man, but with more jokes and more racism. The film isn't bad but it's redundant and silly. I didn't like it but considering the production problems the film had it was ok. The problem I'm having with the MCU is that you're getting the same film over and over. The same training montages, the same sexual tension, good guys fight each other and everything. Only the characters change. Heck, the Avengers sequel was essentially the same as the 1st Avengers film. Why should this picture be any different. That doesn't seem to matter much since people like myself are going to see the films anyway.They're also shoehorning everything together haphazardly. The film opens up in 1989 with Hank Pym (creator of the "Pym Particles" which allows him to shrink) at a meeting with Howard Stark and Peggy Carter about SHIED wanting to weaponize Hank's discovery. Hank doesn't like the idea, beats a guy up and storms off. Which is just another way to get me to watch Agent Carter or Agents of SHIELD. Which I'm not going to do.

Here's what the cast looks like...

  • Judy Greer as Maggie: Lang's estranged former wife.

The film is silly and makes little sense sometimes (I'm not even talking about the science fiction stuff). Scott Lang has a masters in electrical engineering but was arrested for hacking into his employers files to show what as*holes they were. This put him in jail yet he's somehow a master thief despite being thrown in jail after only one job (he's also a parkour expert as well, where do electrical engineers go to do that?). He gets released from prison and moves in with Luis into a flophouse more or less (though there's an apartment that's also a techno dance club?). I just didn't believe that the 4 guys living in the place (all ex-cons) could afford the rent in a downtown Sn Francisco flophouse. Or that there is currently an affordable flophouse in San Francisco. Lang admittedly hates violence and appears to have been a model prisoner. He spent 3 years in the stir and was released. He never once has to worry about his parole officer or anything.

The other major flaw I have is that the film is predictable. When Pym is training Lang with the suit, he tells Lang to never use the regulator or the suit will go "sub-atomic," which is science for extraordinarily small. Much like crossing the streams, this is bad (though in the DC Universe, The Atom does it all the time, take that Marvel!). Pym later gives exposition about his wife Janet (Hope's mom) died. Hank and Janet were on a mission when Janet went "sub-atomic" in order disarm a nuclear warhead streaking toward the U.S. Janet never came back and that's of course why he never allowed Hope to don a costume. Guess what happens in Scott's climactic battle with Yellowjacket a the end of the film? If you guessed he went "sub-atomic" in order to destroy Yellowjacket from with his own suit, you're correct! Naturally he comes back. Because they need him for next year's Captain America: Civil War and Ant-Man and the Wasp in 2018 (which are both revealed in the end credit scenes). The climactic final battle between Ant-Man and Yellowjacket also takes place inside the bedroom of Scott's 5 year-old daughter, because where else would it take place.

Again, the film isn't bad it just wasn't for me. Ant-Man didn't last in the comics back in the 60s but he somehow got his own film franchise? Ant-Man enters the Marvel Universe in 1962 in issue #35 of  Tales to Astonish by issue #49, Pym is now Giant-Man. When the Avengers came out in 1963, Pym was Ant-Man in the 1st issue but by issue # 2 he was Giant-Man. Ant-Man wouldn't be seen again until 1979 when Scott Lang was introduced. Of course the Guardians of the Galaxy was a pretty obscure title that will become a film franchise as well. I guess that's why I don't work for Marvel.