29 February, 2016

2015 Films: #37. Victoria


An iTunes rental on February 27th that I watched on a flight from Phoenix to Chicago. This is a German film written and directed by Sebastian Schipper  that was shot in one long take. The picture stars Laia Costa as the title character, a 20 something from Madrid living in Berlin who has a job in a cafe but doesn't speak German and doesn't know anyone. Victoria is out clubbing and when she leaves the club she runs into Sonne, Boxer, Blinker and Fuss as they're denied entry into the club. Sonne talks her up and they end up taking her on a tour of Berlin. On a rooftop Victoria informs the group that she has to go open up the cafe and Sonne sees her back.

At the cafe its revealed that Victoria was a classically trained pianist but dropped out of school because of the pressure. You can see that it still bothers her. Eventually, the gang picks up Sonne and Boxer is real anxious to go do a "job." The"job" requires 4 people but Fuss is too hammered to function, so they enlist Victoria, much to the dislike of Sonne (you can see where this is going and it's not going to be unicorns and rainbows).

Victoria drives the group (in a stolen vehicle mind you) to meet up with a local crime lord to whom Boxer owes a favor. It turns out this favor, is actually a heist. Boxer took protection from the crime lord in prison and now the bill is due. The group is to rob a bank of 50,000 euros. After a very brief walk-thru of the job, the gang heads out. While putting the getaway vehicle in position, it stalls and Victoria freaks out. When they return to the vehicle Boxer starts it up and they speed off.

They park the vehicle and filled with a rush a adrenaline from the success of the heist, what do you think these criminal masterminds do now? Lay low? WRONG! They park the car near the club, go in, start throwing the heist money around and get out of control. They get kicked out of the club and they realize that Fuss is still in the vehicle. Low and behold the cops have found the abandon get away car and they give chase when the gang comes into view. Let's just say that it doesn't end well for a few members of the gang. The film ends with Victoria walking through the empty streets having eluded the police.

This was not the greatest film of all time but technically it was stunning to see everything happen in one take. No editing or anything. Just as is. The film suffers from running too long, it clocks in at 138 minutes but this is a result of the one take so it was as long as it needed to be (the same hold true for any issues with the plot, that's where the shot took everyone). This picture is listed as a thriller but nothing remotely thrilling happens until an hour into the film. Once they start the heist portion of the film, the tension starts to ratchet up. Though a German film, there's a lot of English dialogue. Very good acting from the cast. This is a film that's worth seeing, especially if your into the the technical aspect of film making.

28 February, 2016

2016 Films: #2. Deadpool


February 11th in Ontario, CA. Went to see the advance showing with one of the guys from the tour who's a big fan. To the best of my recollection, Deadpool was not even invented yet when I was in my Marvel Comics heyday (1982-1991ish) so I missed out on him. Deadpool made his on screen debut in 2009's less than spectacular X-Men Origins - Wolverine. Suffice to say fans of the character were less than pleased when their favorite wise cracking assassin (known as the "merc with the  mouth") looked like this...

Kind of eliminates the chances of any witty dialogue.

After seven years and a lot of hemming and hawing, Deadpool finally made it back to the big screen, this time, a little more faithful to the source material. Ryan Reynolds is back as the title character (and back in a superhero film after the heinousity of 2011's Green Lantern). The big kicker this time is that the film received an R rating. That's right kids, a superhero film that has copious amounts of cursing and lots of gore. It's a bloody film, It is essentially a revenge film and those can get bloody. The R rating proved to be quite a nice touch as the film took in over $135 million on it's opening weekend.

The plot is very simplistic. Ex-Special Forces operative Wade Wilson is your every day run of the mill mercenary who gets work through a bar in a seedy part of town (it's a union hall for mercenaries). Wade trades quips with his bartender pal Weasel (T.J. Miller) and hits it off with an escort named Vanessa (Morena Baccarin). Wade and Vanessa move in with together and after a year they decide to marry. Their plans get derailed when Wade is diagnosed with a form of super cancer.

Despite Vanessa's devotion and best efforts Wade accepts an offer from a weird guy in a black suit that can "cure" Wade's cancer. Wade decides not to tell Vanessa about this and sneaks away to a very unsanitary "medical facility" to start his treatments. At the lab Wade has trouble making friends with Ajax (Ed Skrein) and his hench woman Angel Dust (Gina Carano). Wade learns that Ajex and this shadowy organization he works for are actually trying to create an army of super powered mercenaries to be sold to the highest bidders. Ajax takes a pleasure in tormenting the patients, especially wise ass Wade. In order to accelerate Wade's mutation, Ajax put him in a glass chamber (very similar to Captain America, more on that) that lowers the oxygen nearly asphyxiating Wade. The experiment works but it severely disfigures him. Wade is able to breakout of the chamber but in his weakened state, he's no match for Ajax and is let for dead while the lab burns down.

Wade survives (given) and proceeds to use his new powers to violently track down Ajax. Wade longs to see Vanessa but doesn't want to scare her with his disfigured face...

With a face like Ryan Reynolds', it's hard to make it ugly.

So he takes the tried and true path of just stalking her instead. Before they can reunite, Vanessa is kidnapped by Ajax and Angel Dust and is used as bait to kill Deadpool. Enlisting the aid of  X-Men, Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead, the trio head to a scrap yard for the big showdown within the ruins of a SHIELD heli-carrier (probably from Captain America: The Winter Soldier). With Vanessa's life in the balance, Deadpool squares off against Ajax and Colossus takes on Angel Dust. Of course both bouts are evenly matched with only Negasonic Teenage Warhead tipping the balance in the good guys favor. Deadpool defeats Ajax and reunites with Vanessa. Film over. 

I thought the picture was a lot of fun. Deadpool does for the superhero genre of films what Scream did for slasher films. The film never takes itself too seriously (which begins with the hilarious opening credits ), has several laugh out loud moments and has a great post credits scene. That's where the originality ends. Its still a formulaic superhero but there's enough witty dialogue and funny scenes where you don't mind that much. After seeing the film I came across this article, that brings up some issues about the film. The article is pretty much right on the money. Deadpool has a few warts but as I mentioned before, I didn't care that much (although the bridge fight scene would've have killed innocent bystanders without question and would have had every cop in the city called to the scene). There's a good reason that this film is currently killing it at the box office.

21 February, 2016

2016 Films: #1. Hail, Caesar!


February 6th in Chicago, IL. This viewing is the first film of 2016. I'm getting an early start this year, I didn't see my first 2015 film until May. February has some interesting titles in 2016 and it didn't seem the case last year.

Despite getting an 81% rating on Rotten Tomatoes I didn't think the latest feature from the Coen Brothers (Ethan and Joel) was all that great. Make no mistake, I am a Coen Brothers fan and feel that when they release a film, it should be seen but this output was kind of meh! I've come to expect a lot of the the Coen Brothers over the years and this is not their best effort. It doesn't quite make it. That's not to say it's a bad film, it's just a mediocre Coen Brothers film. Sometimes the Coens hit it out of the ballpark (Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, Fargo, Big Lebowski to name a few and I could go on) and sometimes they don't (Intolerable Cruelty, Ladykillers and Hudsucker Proxy). The Coen's make consistently good films. Hail, Caesar! is mediocre at best and not memorable.

The film centers on Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin), the fictional head of Capitol Pictures in early 50's Hollywood. Capitol is currently filming their biggest release, Hail, Caesar!, with their biggest star Baird Whitlock (Clooney). While this is going on, Mannix is trying to hold the studio together amidst potential scandals; the pregnancy of popular synchronized swimming star (swimming sequences in films were big in the 50's) DeeAna Moran (ScarJo) and dealing with gossip columnists Thora and Thessaly Thacker (Tilda Swinton) all while being courted by Lockheed for a big executive position. While filming a scene in Hail, Caesar!, Baird is drugged and eventually kidnapped by some extras. Mannix gets a ransom note from "The Future" demanding $100,000 for Whitlock's release. Whitlock comes to in a beach house and finds his way to a meeting of "The Future," a communist cell consisting of mostly disgruntled Hollywood  writers.

Mannix enlists the aid of Western star Hobie Doyle (Alden Ehrenreich), who cannot act outside of the Western genre, with the kidnapping. Doyle proves to be an adept investigator and follows the briefcase full of money from a trendy club to the beach house. There, he picks up Whitlock and gets out of there as the police arrive. While Doyle is "rescuing" Whitlock, "The Future" rows a boat out to rendezvous with a Russian submarine so that their leader, Burt Gurney (Channing Tatum), star of a sailor comedy/dance film, to go to Russia. Back at the studio, Mannix knocks some sense into Whitlock, he sympathized with the communist writers, thwarts an effort of Thacker to publish a story and turns the Lockheed job down. Moran even decides to marry studio surety agent Joseph Silverman (Jonah Hill in what amounts as a cameo) so her pregnancy is taken care of. All is right again at Capitol.

The film has an all-star cast but since it's mostly cameos, it seems a little wasted (all Jonah Hill does is sit behind a desk in his scenes). There are good cameos (Ralph Fiennes) and ones that leave your scratching your head....

Like Tatum's dance scene.

The dance scene is a lot of laughs (mostly because of the homosexual overtones in an age where homosexuality was definitely frowned upon) and it features a cameo from Connor Macleod. But it doesn't really do much to advance the plot and just shows off Tatum's stellar dancing skills. Perhaps it's another homage to Hollywood of the past (like Johansson's swimming scene but it at least establishes her character). Apparently there is some historical context in the film but it's lighthearted (which historically was not lighthearted). It's very possible that I'm wrong about some of my criticisms but that's what I came away with. There were solid performances and witty dialogue but the story didn't grab me like other Coen Brothers efforts. When you have a track record of excellence like Joel and Ethan have, it's difficult to be excellent all the time. This film is a good example of just that.

2015 Films: #36: Rock the Kasbah


This was an iTunes rental that I viewed on flight from Chicago to Los Angeles on February 10th. This film was not well received. It received an 8% Rotten Tomatoes rating for crying out loud. But, I am a Bill Murray fan and I had a 4 hour flight so I took a chance.

This film had everything it took to be a good film; Bill Murray, a solid cast and a good director in Barry Levinson. The finished product just didn't turn out that way. There's a reason why the picture got universally panned. It's not good. At all. Apparently the film borrows heavily from the 2009 documentary Afghan Star. Murray plays Richie Lanz, a down on his luck music promoter who somehow gets his only client booked on a USO tour in Kabul, Afghanistan (not the most fun place during the war). Predictably things fall apart and Lanz finds himself brokering an arms deal with a local tribe. During the night he hears a lovely voice singing in the valley. The voice belongs to the chief's daughter and of course singing and dancing is forbidden to women. Lanz smuggles Salima out of the village and gets her a spot on the Afghan version of American Idol called Afghan Star. Which is not an easy task.

Let's gt to the point, despite the threat of death, Salima gets on Afghan Star and wins. In addition to all this, Lanz gets involved in a tribal coup and gets shot during said coup. The overlying plot of the film is that Murray gets into one ridiculous situation after another...

Like this one.
And this one. To name a few.

Then pulls Bill Murray antics to get out of the ridiculous situations. That's essentially the film,a series of separate Bill Muray skits woven together in an attempt to make a cohesive plot.. There's a good story within the film, that of Setara Hussainzada, but we only get Murray hamming it up for the camera. There's a scene early in the film where Murray explains to his daughter (he's pretty much a deadbeat dad but he loves her and that's what matters) why he's going away and he mentions "the Casbah." His daughter replies by saying that the Casbah is in Morocco and nowhere near Afghanistan (I can only speculate that that's why they spelled Casbah with a K, a flat joke). It goes downhill from there.

This film did not have it from the beginning and it deserved all the bad reviews it got. 

13 February, 2016

2015 Films: #34 & #35. Unfriended and The Visit (A Horror Double Feature)

On Friday February 5th my wife and I decided to stay in and watch movies. Instead of the usual 60 minutes of going through Netflix, HBO Now or On Demand, we actually managed to find a few titles rather quickly and efficiently. Here's what we came up with...


#33. Unfriended: This film was released back in April with very little hoopla only to take in $15.9 million on opening weekend. Not too shabby considering the budget is estimated at just over $1 million. To date the film has taken in $32 million domestically and $64 million worldwide. Those are excellent numbers for a film that was shot entirely on the screen of a Macbook. Unfriended received a 62% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, not great but not awful. Since the film is a pseudo found footage and it has such a low budget and took in a lot of money, a sequel is in the works (given) and we'll probably see a lot of knock-offs trying to cash in.

Anyway, the film takes place on the 1 year anniversary of he suicide of Laura Barns. A popular girl in her high school who committed suicide due to a viral video and some cyber-bullying. Laura's clique; Blaire, Mitch, Jess Adam, Val and Ken are video chatting on their laptops on a Friday night. When all 6 are on-line together, there's a 7th unknown person in their group that they can't seem to get rid of. After some on-line detective work, the unknown person is using Laura's social media accounts. Things go badly from there as the unknown hacker starts to split up the group by catching them in lies and playing the game, I Never Have. The hacker, billie227, manages to divide the group and slowly picks them off one by one when they're caught in a lie. The friends all get to see each other killed until only Blaire is left and its revealed that billie227 is really Laura Barns. Blaire meets an unhappy end.

The clique meets their doom in a similar way that the teens were killed off in the Final Destination series, Val appears to drink bleach, Adam appears to shoot himself and Jess dies by eating a hair iron. This was actually a good movie. There's a few minor jump scares but it's got a short run time and was fun to watch. It was a bit of a fresh twist on the found footage genre (though it's technically not found footage but it's kind of like found footage). This type of picture is a personal preference and may not be for everyone.


#35. The Visit: The latest picture from writer/director M. Night Shyamalan received a 63% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, his highest rated film since Signs in 2002. I couldn't believe either. The plot is very simple,a single mother of 2 teenagers has been estranged from her parents for over 15 years since running away from home as a 19 year old. Out the blue, her parents reach out to her via social media and ask to meet their grandchildren. She agrees to send the kids to to rural Pennsylvania for a week while she goes on a cruise with her boyfriend.

The kids get picked up at the train station by the grandparents and they head to the farm (an isolated farm in rural PA, things are not going to go well). The kids being from Philadelphia are little weirded out by the bumpkin grandparents but things are ok despite a few minor incidents (grandma's weird behavior after lights out, grandma accidentally spills batter on Becca's computer camera, little things like that). As time goes by, things just get a little too weird, Becca and Tyler begin to suspect something just isn't right (Becca thinks it's more than just dementia). A doctor from the hospital they volunteer at comes by to check on them because they haven't been around but the grandparents just happen to be out. Becca and Tyler's live are in danger and in the the film's climax, a standard M. Knight reveal, we see the real villains. The kids are able to escape and are rescued by the authorities after a struggle.

I don't want to give the reveal away but let's just say this whole mess could've been avoided if Becca and Tyler had been shown a recent photo of their grandparents. Much like Unfriended, this was a surprisingly decent picture. I wouldn't go so far as to say that M. Knight has reversed his 13 year trend of dreck but he's slowed it down a lot. There's a lot of creepiness and a few good jump scares and the plot never gets to complex. M. Knight keeps it nice and simple. The film has a 94 minute run time so it never really drags anywhere. Again, this type of film and the director are a personal preference, so this is not for everyone. Maybe you can find it in your heart to give M. Knight another chance.

So this turned out to be a good double feature. I can't imagine we'll get lucky like this on a regular basis but it's fun to try. 

07 February, 2016

2015 Films: #33. The Revenant


February 3rd in Chesterfield, MO. Webster's defines the word revenant as "one that returns after death or a long absence." Yeah, I didn't know what the word meant either. The film is based on a fictional book about the very real Hugh Glass. Let's get this out of the way early, large portions of the narrative are completely false. There is also a lot of portions that are right on the money. Normally, I don't like to go after the "based on true events" portions of film because I know that motion pictures are not the best source for historical accuracy (kind of like the history books used in schools).

Set in the harsh wilderness of South Dakota and Montana in1823 (when Mother Nature still held the upper hand over man). A group of fur traders led by Hugh Glass (Leonardo DiCaprio), are going about their business when they come under attack from a group of Arikara Native Americans. They abandon their camp and flee downriver on their boat. Captain Henry (Domhnall Gleeson) sides with Glass on the idea of abandoning the boat and take a land route to Fort Kiowa because the Arikara will be expecting them to use the boat and set a trap (which of course they do) much to the chagrin of Fitzgerald (Tom Hardy) who doesn't really like Glass too much and likes Glass' half native son even less.

While on point, Glass is badly mauled by a bear. Fitzgerald, Bridger and Hawk (Glass' son) stay behind to care for Glass while the other go on ahead. Fitzgerald is the quintessential complainer who feels things would be good if people just listened to him. He's not happy about the prospect of waiting to get killed by the Arikara while tending to a "one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel" Glass. He decides to kill Glass but is discovered by Hawk. Fitzgerald kills Hawk, kills Glass, buries him in a shallow grave and makes up some ruse to cover his tracks and convince Bridger that the Arikara are nearby. Fitzgerald and Bridger set off for Fort Kiowa (Bridger eventually realizes that Fitzgerald is lying but reluctantly goes along with him despite being racked with guilt). Henry questions them when they reach the base and seems satisfied of their story but you kind of feel that he doesn't believe Fitzgerald but, what are you going to do?

As it turns out, Glass was only mostly dead and manages to crawl out of the grave and get to safety. Along the way he eludes the Arikara, gets aided by a lone Pawnee, steals a horse from some French trappers (more on those guys later), eludes the Arikara again, rides his stolen horse off a cliff, sleeps in the body of the dead horse to protect him from a storm and makes it back to the fort. When Captain Henry finds Glass, he throws Bridger in jail and is set on hanging Fitzgerald but finds that Fitzgerald has fled the fort. Glass more or less exonerates Bridger and vows to go after Fitzgerald. Glass heals up and leaves the fort to exact his revenge upon Fitzgerald. For some reason Henry tags along and that decision comes back to bite him. Glass and Fitzgerald have it out but Glass does not succumb to revenge and leaves the mostly dead Fitzgerald to be finished off by the Arikara, who leave Glass alone by the way.

This film received an 83% rating from Rotten Tomatoes and given DiCaprio a lot of Oscar buzz. The performances by the cast are nothing short of excellent. Director Alejandro González Iñárritu tells a cohesive story and the cinematography is unbelievable. As I watched the film, one of the reoccurring thoughts i had was, "thank god I live in this century, ugh!" Iñárritu made me believe that I was back in 1823 in the untamed wilderness and he captures the ugly, harsh, brutal, often bloody reality (or what I believe to be the reality back then) of life on the frontier.

The thing is, there's a lot of other films mashed up into The Revenant. Glass being let for dead and hell bent on revenge reminded me of Maximus Decimus Meridius from Gladiator. There were a lot of similarities with 1972's Jeremiah Johnson (at least to me anyway). There's also some flashback sequences that are similar to those from Edward Zwick's The Last Samurai from 2003. Then there's the almost constant imagery from Glass about his dead wife that reminded me of Terrence Malik for some reason. It seemed to me that Iñárritu was using the imagery to tell Glass' back story; Glass was married to a Pawnee woman and lived with them when soldiers burned their village, Glass shot an officer(?) and escaped with his son (who was burned in the attack). If I'm not mistaken, Fitzgerald may have been involved as well perhaps, as there's imagery of Fitzgerald in uniform, he mentions himself that he once served in the Army and briefly discusses re-enlistment. If got confusing and seemed to go to that well once too often.

There was also an article I read about plot holes in the film that I cannot for the life of me remember what site it was from despite my half-ass Google searches to find it. I read the article prior to seeing the film and I think I agree with a lot of what the wrote about. Anyway, there's a subplot here where the Arikara are looking for the the chief's daughter Powaqa, who believes to have been kidnapped by the fur trappers. This is the reason behind the initial raid on the Americans and why they doggedly pursue them throughout the film. The Arikara trade with the French in order to keep on pursuing the Americans but it's the French that have Powaqa all along (in a very Casualties of War similarity). It wasn't clear to me why the French were made to be the villains (because they're French I guess) but they needed that narrative to make the plot work.

The film clocks in at 156 minutes and it doesn't need to be that long. I think that 135 minutes would have been more on the money. There's a lot of unnecessary imagery that's repeated when once was enough. The back story about Glass' wife could've been handled in one scene where exposition is given instead of imagery throughout the film that leaves you guessing as to what happened (that's more reference to Gladiator, Glass' wife's imagery relates to the imagery of Maximus and his wife). This is a really, really good picture and is deserving of all the credit it's getting. But it's also deserving of the criticisms as well. I can also see that this film may not be for everyone, it's a guy film for sure. Lots of testosterone, bloody and gruesome (as it should be in my opinion, these were harsh times). Iñárritu attempt at a visionary masterpiece (if that was what he was going for) is close but it falls short. But that's ok because this is a film worth watching.